Cap'n - 08/08/98 03:18:18
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Evette Eleese - 08/07/98 05:00:24
My URL:http://home.earthlink.net/~substatic/
My Email:substatic@earthlink.net
Sex: Female!
Where ya from?: Los Angeles, and no I dont surf.
Favourite Band: Eagles.
Favourite Rude Word: F*%$#ing
Favourite Star Wars Character: C3PO
Do you have a life?: I'm a musician with a day job!
Comments:
You look like any other band! Heard about you from Doug.
Visit me sometime! Listen to some of my music.
Douglas - 08/07/98 04:40:28
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/area51/dunes/2385
My Email:DKean@sno.net
Sex: is a wonderful thing
Where ya from?: Shitimat
Favourite Band: Primus
Favourite Rude Word: NDP
Favourite Star Wars Character: Jabba the Hutt
Do you have a life?: relative to what?
Comments:
Hey Alex, cool page man. You've inspired me to create my own little world on the net! It kinda sux though, just learning! Why do so many people get Star Trek and Star Wars confused?....sheesh!
niq - 08/06/98 22:14:19
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/Balcony/1013/
My Email:niq1@mailcity.com
Sex: sometimes
Where ya from?: cali
Favourite Band: dont know
Favourite Rude Word: mom
Favourite Star Wars Character: hate star wars
Do you have a life?: not this summer
Comments:
havent look at your page yet........but im sure its good!
nika - 08/05/98 05:44:49
My Email:nika_s@hotmail.com
Sex: none lately
Where ya from?: nowhere
Favourite Band: yours
Favourite Rude Word: ass
Favourite Star Wars Character: wicket
Do you have a life?: not right now, or ever for that matter
Comments:
alex, you're pretty cool sometimes man. come visit me soon
Sherry Nilsson - 08/05/98 01:43:10
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/wa/punkrockpg/index.html
My Email:crustmonkey@hotmail.com
Sex: Female
Where ya from?: Aberdeen, Washington
Favourite Band: Cocksparrer
Favourite Rude Word: dick-cheese
Favourite Star Wars Character: the princess, duh
Do you have a life?: No. It sucks dick. I drink lots of guinness and spraypaint. Other than that I just go to shows and shit like that.....
Comments:
Oi! I was wondering how in the hell ass found my page. Thought that was pretty odd. So.....do you guys only listen to cheesy pop punk??? I listen to shit that's a little more hardcore than weasel and the ramones, but they're still good bands and I hea
you man, I really do. Talk later. Cheers. And drink lots of beer for me, alright????
Sean McCarthy - 08/03/98 20:05:38
My Email:shmccarthy@hotmail.com
Sex: yes
Where ya from?: SSM, Ontario
Favourite Band: Jethro Tull
Favourite Rude Word: Punk
Favourite Star Wars Character: Yoda
Do you have a life?: not
Comments:
So what is going on at West Fraser?
EL NInO - 07/28/98 21:49:14
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/tn/elcorruptor13
My Email:elcorruptor13@hotmail.com
Sex: Look at my big ol' package and tell me
Where ya from?: It doesn't matter as long as there's beer and drugs
Favourite Band: it's between the misfits and the reverend horton heat
Favourite Rude Word: now fuckin' goddamn how's an ol' bastard like me supposed to fuckin' choose?
Favourite Star Wars Character: vader baby
Do you have a life?: ask me again after the keg is empty
Comments:
arrrg! had to come check out the page. canada is where my favorite wrestler is from ya know. benoit! whooo! the horsemen are comin' back damn it! anyway keep on punkin' because punk ain't dead until all of us are dead and damn it there's just too much bee
left in the world to die now!!
Chrispy Levesque - 07/28/98 04:06:10
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/South Beach/Docks/3398
My Email:vanclan6@hotmail.com
Sex: Male
Where ya from?: Kitimat
Favourite Band: Nutboy
Favourite Rude Word: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Favourite Star Wars Character: R2-D2
Do you have a life?: Yes
Comments:
YOu rule, and you got to let me come over again sometime so I can bring some tapes (like 15) and record anything I can fit on them. You have the best record collection I ever seen, especially becasue I have never seen so many good punk Cd's in one room.
You rule and I love your song Lolly, Pops, Cigarette Butts, and Clitorises. Anyways stay true and stay PUNK!!!
Fanny - 07/27/98 01:45:29
My Email:panic_27@Hotmail.com
Sex: Male
Where ya from?: Kitimat
Favourite Band: Screeching Weasel
Favourite Rude Word: too many to say
Favourite Star Wars Character: Boba Fett
Do you have a life?: Perhaps
Comments:
I've known Alex since our tour in Vietnam. He's a good kid. Alittle perverse, but hey aren't we all. He's taught me many important things. Just because he likes to consume human flesh and often delights in drinking blood doesn't make him a bad influence..
does it? Always remember: If pro is the opposite of con, then progress is the opposite of congress.
I love ya man. KILL RAP.
Mister Hoag - 07/26/98 20:14:48
My URL:http://??????????
My Email:hoagey@yellowhead16.net
Sex: Testosterone
Where ya from?: West Vancouver
Favourite Band: Genesis
Favourite Rude Word: Spelunking
Favourite Star Wars Character: Jabba the Hut
Do you have a life?: Existential
Comments:
Will your page ever be totally " constructed", or will it always be underway???? Other than that, EVERYONE should buy a copy of "Anatomically Incorrect" ..............it PUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shoshannah - 07/26/98 06:54:26
My Email:jason)morris@bc.sympatico.ca
Sex: good
Where ya from?: KITIMAT....RA!RA!RA!
Favourite Band: Sid Died For Squid of Course
Favourite Rude Word: Fuck
Favourite Star Wars Character: yoda
Do you have a life?: maybe??
Comments:
I signed your friggin guestbook...happy ,Assmaster?
Old Ben Kenobi - 07/22/98 23:56:26
My Email:dgleig@nanaimo.ark.com
Sex: yes please
Where ya from?: The Mat' as were my native forefathers
Favourite Band: The Mr T Experience, what a band
Favourite Rude Word: Shitpissfuckcunt all pronounced at once
Favourite Star Wars Character: well it sure ain't Captian Kirk
Do you have a life?: Am I alowed to lie?
Comments:
First things first..... Tanya please don't ever say that your favorite STAR WARS character is jean-luc, because that is just really stupid but better luck next time. Secondly to my true sibling from the our native planet of DEREK, don't you thing that $2
.00 is too much, maybe $5.00 dollars would be better.(don't take it personal Assman, it's all in good fun)And finally Sid Died for Squid is probably the most inspired, kick ass, legion of rock'n'roll GODS to ever play at a MESS dance. May the Force be wi
h you
Derek
Brent Hanna - 07/22/98 19:56:39
My Email:bhanna@sno.net
Sex: male
Where ya from?: kitamat B.C
Favourite Band: Any band without Jason Parks in it
Favourite Rude Word: lick my nuts
Favourite Star Wars Character: my hand solo
Do you have a life?: no life just stare at computer,playstation and drink while i listen to music.
Comments:
Thanks for the CD man so whats going on with the band. Do you still thinkyou will start another project? would it be possible to get the lyrics for betrayed i think that song rocks give me an E-mail. thanks again!
kevin connor - 07/21/98 18:58:14
My Email:you know this
Sex: obligatory failed attempt at witty toilet humour here
Favourite Rude Word: bugger
Favourite Star Wars Character: official protest proclamation
Comments:
hey assman , I'm running out of time so I wont e-mail you presently. Hope your well. Congratulations on the no work success. I hope EI will provide for your excessive consumerist needs. Give Sasha the ligger for me.
Squid Killer - 07/19/98 08:46:51
Sex: Sure!
Where ya from?: The Planet Derek
Favourite Band: Tiffany
Favourite Rude Word: Shat
Favourite Star Wars Character: Darth
Do you have a life?: I live in Kitimat.
Comments:
I will use this space to notify everyone viewing this guestbook that there is a price on Alexandr Machula's(aka Assman) head. The aforementioned monster has committed many atrocities including, but not limited to; rape, murder, pillage, buggery, spreadin
disease, larceny, and subliminal messages on his most recent album urging his listeners to commit similar acts of depravity and foulness. $25.00 is the current reward and is subject to change without notice. Dead or alive, it matters not.
Lucie Machula - 07/18/98 01:49:36
My Email:luciem@unixg.ubc.ca
Sex: female
Where ya from?: Kitimat
Favourite Band: Too many to name
Favourite Rude Word: Ask assman
Favourite Star Wars Character: Han Solo
Do you have a life?: Too many to name
Comments:
Track #9 on Anatomically Incorrect is a great song.
Assman farts on little kids heads!!
3stan - 07/17/98 22:13:34
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~Diddy_Kong_III/3stan.html
My Email:larosy@emirates.net.ae
Where ya from?: Asia
Favourite Band: i dunno...there're lots of 'em
Favourite Rude Word: Shit
Favourite Star Wars Character: uh-uh, i dont even watch star wars
Do you have a life?: uh...whats a life?
Comments:
cool page. g'luck on your band
olivia - 07/17/98 20:50:57
My Email:rotblackstrap@yahoo.com
Sex: chick
Where ya from?: maine
Favourite Band: errr...
Favourite Rude Word: errr...
Favourite Star Wars Character: i hate star wars
Do you have a life?: nope
Comments:
alex! i miss talking to you, sooo much! let me know when you're back to being a regular on VP.
LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
olivia
Claire - 07/17/98 20:42:02
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~Spam100/Clairepage1.html
My Email:s_p_a_m_m100@hotmail.com
Sex: Female
Where ya from?: michigan
Favourite Band: Alot of 'em, mostly punk &alternative, some ska
Favourite Rude Word: don't really have one
Favourite Star Wars Character: Han Solo!
Do you have a life?: nope. I'm a loser and proud of it!
Comments:
Thanx for visiting my page! Just thought I'd return the favor.
Richard Kean - 07/17/98 20:39:06
My Email:RHKEAN@MFOR01.FOR.GOV.BC.CA
Sex: Why is this important?
Where ya from?: Here & There
Favourite Band: Joe Pass & friends
Favourite Rude Word: La Gross Plotte
Favourite Star Wars Character: Bobba Fett
Do you have a life?: Not after this website!
Comments:
Please note that any comments here do not represent those of the Provincial Government but are solely those of the author.
Now that this is out of the way I can be a normal human being. Hello Alex, its good to have you back. I think that being bald is a good look for you and recommend that you keep it like this for a while. Just in case anyone else reads this I'll try not to
ay anything ignorant although knowing myself this might be difficult.
As I recal Alexandr Machula has always been an individual of witty black humour and energy. Although the Machula clan are all products of cloning tanks (found in the basement of the parental units main chamber) Alex has always stood out from his siblings.
No one else I have met that charishes the stuffed parrot "Dippy" and paraded about wearing the B.C. flag around his head while wearing slide projector glasses claiming to be 'Captain B.C'.. This adds up to define whom was (or still is?) the legendary Assm
n (I think that he got this designation because of the horrendous long black hairs he could grow out of his posterior). He may be a little bit insane, but he's worth meeting.
Take care Alex.
- 07/17/98 20:13:28
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Tanya - 07/17/98 04:12:00
My Email:tsnow@home.com
Sex: Female
Where ya from?: Vancouver - born and bred in Kitimat tho
Favourite Band: Boston (sorry Alex)
Favourite Rude Word: Fuck
Favourite Star Wars Character: Jean-Luc
Do you have a life?: Barely
Comments:
Alex..... I missed you!!!!! Oh my god I am a horrible person. I have bookmarked you - hope to see some pics soon! Good luck - maybe I can see you when I come to Kitimat maybe at the end of the summer - my mom has a place a few doors down from your paren
s house!
Gibson's Finest
Gerry - 07/17/98 00:24:55
My Email:gerry.mattson@osg.net
Sex: male
Where ya from?: Trail(7th lair/layer of hell)
Favourite Band: Billy and the Boingers
Favourite Rude Word: Bitch!
Favourite Star Wars Character: Chewie-what a wookie
Do you have a life?: I am here aren't I?
Comments:
Where is my prize?
Are we there yet?
Why is Sid dead and is it the squid's fault?
Are we there yet?
Assman - 07/17/98 00:09:30
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Balcony/2145/
My Email:assman2@iowntheweb.com
Sex: Male...I hope!
Where ya from?: Kitimat
Favourite Band: Screeching Weasel
Favourite Rude Word: Cunt
Favourite Star Wars Character: BoShek
Do you have a life?: Hardly
Comments:
I guess someone has to sign this book first. Why not sign my own. What else can I say...
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