Stereophonics - Too Many Sandwiches Words: Kelly Jones Music : Kelly Jones, Richard Jones, Stuart Cable Tab : Richard Hyde Chords Used; D/F# 200230 G 320033 C 032010 A 002220 Bm 224332 Em 022000 G/A 000000 Intro: E————————————— B———2——2———2——2— G——3——3———3——3—— X2 D—4——4———5——5——— A————————————— E————————————— Verse 1: D/F# Shopping spree for the family tree G D/F# G Haven’t seen your family tree In quite a while. D/F# Too many sandwiches and wine G D/F# G Sherry stains down your best mans tie what a speech. C G Verse 2: D/F# The band arrives the granny’s cry G D/F# G Singers tongue’s in the barmaids mouth what a voice. D/F# Grandpa drunk a drop or two G D/F# G His heads still sttuck in the portaloo. What a man D/F# G D/F# G Chrous: A D/F# You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts. A Bm G Em The disco’s late and he’s overpaid tonight. A D/F# You got a diamond ring and a man who sings A Bm G The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice D/F# D/F# G D/F# G A And that’s just tonight. Verse 3: D/F# The blue rinsed hairs lift up their chairs the G D/F# G Bands too loud they’re off down stairs what a noise. D/F# The bride and groom they dance their dance. G D/F# G The singer mimes there’s still a chance the D/F# D/F# G D/F# G And barmaid smiles Chrous: A D/F# You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts. A Bm G Em The disco’s late and he’s overpaid tonight. A D/F# You got a diamond ring and a man who sings A Bm G The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice D/F# D/F# G D/F# G A And that’s just tonight. Solo: G D/F# A G D/F# A G D/F# A G D/F# A D/F# G D/F# G A Chrous: A D/F# You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts. A Bm G Em The disco’s late and he’s overpaid tonight. A D/F# You got a diamond ring and a man who sings A Bm G Em The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice A D/F# Grandpa drank a drop or two A Bm G Em Head’s still stuck in the portaloo again A D/F# Bride and groom they dance their dance A Bm G Em The singer mimes there’s still a chance tonigh D/F# D/F# G D/F# G A And the barmaid smiles Outro: A G A G5 A G G5 A G G5 A G (Repeat to fade)