Before I let you in, let's get one thing straight. I hate the band known as Hanson. Therefore, this site is dedicated to my hate of Hanson. For all of you "Number One Hanson Fans," ( I wasn't aware, until every twelve-year-old in America informed me so, that there could be such a multiplicity of "Number One Fans") here is a list of three things you must understand and obey before entering:

1) Do not, do NOT, DO NOT e-mail me in any way to tell me how much you "love Hanson" and how "stupid" I am for not liking them. I don't want to hear about it.

2) I have received a number of e-mails asking me why I made a page about something I hate. Let me ask you this: why do you make pages about Hanson if you like them? Because it's fun and you want to express your opinion, right? Same here.

3) If you do decide to be an idiot and flame me anyway, then don't expect to get a nice reply, or even a reply at all. Trust me, you'll be wasting your time. I don't even read, let alone reply to, flames. The just go right to the Trash, understand? So DON'T DO IT!

To all of the Hanson Haters:

WELCOME! Come in! Have fun! Enjoy yourselves! This is the ULTIMATE page of Hanson Hate. You have found your niche!

And just for the record, I don't really want the little dorks to die, it's just fun to think about.

Consider yourself warned.

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