Here are some compliments from fellow Hanson HATERS that I have received. Because I like Hanson HATERS, I did not post their e-mail addresses, so you little Hanson-loving twinks can't flame them.
From BoB the Denny's Goddess:
Hehe, I'd just like to say that you're my hero for the week. I love your Anti-Hanson page, and share your belligerent feelings toward those f---ers. I don't understand how a 'band' (as they call themselves) can have so many fans. I think it's really a goverment plot to transform teeny boppers into gay neo-hippies or something, but that's just my crackwhore imagination.
Anyhow, the pictures are great, too. Do you do much stuff with computer graphics or something? The Hanson pictures are nicely done (even though they involve knives in heads, etc., which is appropriate in this situation. *smirk*), and very amusing. Just thought I'd drop you a line to say that I love your webpage.
Keinen Hanson fuer dich.
-BoB the Denny's Goddess
rAvEn,
holy sh*t, your web page is by far the best anti-hanson web page. i thought that maybe i was the only hanson hater, but i feel better knowing that there are people like YOU spreading the word that hanson SUCKS DICK! i have decided to put your web page in my schools' newspaper as: THE ULTIMATE HANSON HATE SITE!!! If you would like to send me your thoughts about this, please do!!!!!!!! ANaRchy Rules and your doing a good job of being an aNaRcHiSt!!!!!!!!
f*ck yeah!!!!!!!!!
farewell and goodbye,
punkrocker
Hey Raven, cool site!! I must admit I am a hanson fan but your site just made me laugh soooo much I nearly pissed myself. My best friend and I were looking at your pics. they are really really groovy. Anywayz, I just thought I would tell ya what a true hanson fan thought of the site.
Well done. Rach
Hanson lovers always seem to be the ones that are idiotic, but they always E-Mail us to say we're dumb! Weird, isn't it? Their stupidity never ceases to amaze me. I love it when Anti-Hanson pages make sections for Hate Mail. They're so hiliarous! I esp. love your Hate Mail section and the CHFA (Citizens For a Hanson-Free America)'s. Keep up the good work!
To, Raven
I don't think your page sucks. I have absolutely no idea why those kids like hanson. There are just a bunch of girls who sing song that have no meaning like mmmmmmmmmbop. I'm sorry, I'm probably making us both feel like were going to barf. The main reason why I wrote you this letter is that I wanted to tell you that I totally 100% agree with you. I HATE HANSON!!!!!
See you, Dan
what an imagination!!!
wow you are an artist!!i had a blast!! i have send your website to so many people is not even funny!! i was laughing the whole time!! i am contacting you because we are 15 brothers and sister from the same mother and father we are all musicians!! and own a website too! hanson is no good.
tete mora arriaga
Hey Hey!! Howdy from Dallas Texas, from Corey and Brandon- I'm 27, my nephew Brandon is 11- he loves some of your pictures- we especially like the graphic pictures that depict the death and demise of the little bleach blonde brat trio!! ...
... I make a promise to you that if Hanson are ever in Dallas, I'll shoot them from the School Book Depository Building downtown- I'll do it for you, for me, for my nephew, and for anybody else who LOVES to HATE HANSON!! ...
... Well- that's about it- we hate Barney and the Spice Girls too- I'm sure you share Our Hate as well!! I think that's about it for now- e-mail me- I would love to hear your viewpoints on Barney!!!
Corey and Brandon- Hanson Haters in Dallas!!
Congratulations on this web-site. I was stupid enough to buy their CD, but after I heard it, I realized how much they suck. I hope they die and rot in Hell. I wish somebody would kick their asses pretty soon.
Sincerely,
Mike, The Latino Terrorist
well i really dont have much to say except, YOU ARE FUNNY AS HELL AND YOUR ANTI-HANSON SITE IS HILARIOUS!..I love how you piss off all those other hanson lovers...i thought that their replies were on of the best parts of the site (other than the pictures)...
thank you thank you thank you. you have the most amazing page. it made me laugh. My friend and I are working on alternative lyrics to "I will Come To You". It will be ready soon, and we'll mail it 2 your site first cause we love it! It's top secret but it goes along the lines of "I will Cum on you" but I'mwondering if that's a good idea cause do Hanson actually have penis's? and if they do, are they capable of anything!? Have you noticed how damn stupid they are? Their speak like so stupid (especially Zac), it's so hicksville! I mean, they don't go to school, okay so they have home tutor , but they admitted that they didn't do much in a interview. one good reason to go to school everyday.
I am so glad that someone noticed that zac dropped his drum stick at the grammies. he is always doing it. I mean, if your a good drummer you should at least be able to hold the bloody sticks. Also at the grammies Gay Tay and Ike (Why doesn't anyone pick up on his swint?) made a v.obvious lyrics clash. This is sick: On the MTV music awards (Europe) Taylor was wearing a tight, gay like top made of swade! SICK! and the worst bit, he actually knew what the material was ! I mean, I'm a girl and I wouldn't know!
keep on hating,
HoLLy
Hey, I think your page is really funny, and I love it! Those pictures are HILARIOUS!!! And as for all those people who wrote you lame e-mail about how stupid you are, and how you don't have a life, they obviously don't either, 'cause if they did, they wouldn't care about your page, they would simply not visit it! Besides, you warned Hanson lovers not to enter because they might have been offended - it's their problem they entered. Now, doesn't this sound kinda dumb, you warned people who like them NOT to enter (it's good that you were polite enough to do so) and they did anyway, and then they give you threatening emails about it - HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!!??!!?? ANYBODY HOME???????? HOW STUPID CAN SOME PEOPLE GET??
-crystal
YOUR PAGE IS THE GREATEST!!!! I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HANSON. The first time I saw their MMMBOP video, it took me and two of my other friends half the video before we realized they were guys....(even after that we weren't to sure). Also, I got the guitar tab for MMMBOP off the internet and showed it to my guitar teacher. we were both laughing at how basic and stupid the whole guitar lines are. we were laughing even harder at the lyrics. anyway, thanx for being dedicated to destroying Hansons image, oh wait, they never had one.
To a fellow Hanson hater,
This page rocks! I agree, I wish Hanson would disappear. They are SO annoying, and I hate them, probably a lot more than you do. They are just three girls who can't sing for shit. I also hate all of the fans of hanson. I am also going to personally e-mail all of the Hanson lovers that are on your page and tell them what I think.
All I can say is:
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
