The intruder, only known to you as ZORRO, walked in sauvely. You, Brian, John and Freddie, stood back in tremendous fear, as the Evil Taxi Driver did too. Before you knew it, the enigmatic figure fought off the attacking Driver and lead the group into his van and fled. It all happened so quickly. He said nothing while you sped through the streets of Geneva.
Freddie began to explain what happened to him. Apparently, he sat down on a park bench and then he was put into a large potato sack and abducted. Everyone thought the occurance was rather strange. Then Brian proceeded to recall what actually happened when he was abducted. Apparently, he grabbed the mini tape recorder to tape a lightning strike outisde when he was picked up by David Bowie. Or, who he thought was David Bowie. It turned out to be the Evil Taxi Driver, wearing a rubber mask. John told of your tale with the Evil Taxi Driver. The only tale that was not told was that of one of the masked saviour.
You then turned your attending to the swave kidnapper. "Why are you speeding?" You asked the stranger. "And who are you?"
The voice answered very quietly. "No one
you know." You decided to pull off his mask for the hell of it...
"Roger!" You shouted. The boys in the back of the van stood up and went to observe their saviour. Their own drummer! "I knew it was you! Thanks man!"
The boys gave Rog heartfelt thanks, even Freddie. Just then, sirens went off from behind them. Argh, it was the police! "Roger! I told you to slow down!!"
Instead of pulling over, Roger accelerated. John observed the police car from the back. "The Evil Taxi Driver is at the wheel of that car! We're being chased!" We sped until we came upon Mountain Studios and ran inside and called the police. Unfortunetly, the real police were chasing after you. Not the Evil Taxi Driver (in fact, it was the Evil Taxi Driver's Evil Twin Brother. The two evils cancelled out eachother). Queen got a fine and the Evil Taxi Driver was arrested!
Everybody Haaapppy?