What
happened when we finished the Vaiburger is hard to describe but I'll try.....:
(Hmmm..maybe
I should start writing songs about this.....)
I felt I was passing
out and everything went black.
Then I got the
feeling I was flying and we drifted through a vegetable-shop.
Steve was there
too and he was peeling some onions and cutting some Brussels sprouts.
All of a sudden
Rich Pike jumped in front of us and said "Sorry guys... Steve is too busy
so don't disturb him!"
"Well Rich... Let
them though! They are fans and I've always got time for fans..." Steve
said.
Steve waved at
us and we waved at him... He looked beautiful (according to Diantha...)
He had garlic,
mushrooms and berries in his hair and some Light without Heat surrounding
him.He was wearing those big cowboyboots made of fresh hay that easily
eat the stinkfoot smell.
This must be just
like living in paradise!
"You see Fred &
Diantha," Stevie said... "Veggies is what life is all about!"
"Yes Master Steve...
but you know master..I was in a meatstore yesterday and Adrian Vandenberg
gave me this lovely juicy VANDENBURGER.."
"Well Fred,.. Be
careful there now boy,.. If you eat Vandenburgers you may injure your wrists
and play as crap as Adrian."
"But Master,..."
I replied, "How about bees?"
"Noooo you don't
get the message Fred... You don't eat bees, you take the honey.."
"You see this here
carrot Fred??"
"Yes Master Steve..
I see it....!?"
"Well, you and
Diantha take it home now, practice playing guitar with it by using it as
a bottleneck. Think of how BAD it is to eat HORSE and write a song about
it.
Also keep this
line as a reminder in your meat-polluted head all day:
Eat
Vegetables
Only
"You two should
go back home now... close your eyes, click your heels 3 times and say:
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERE'S NO BURGERS LIKE VAIBURGERS"
"When you get back,
a big surprise and a gift is awaiting you!"
"Now don't you
be nervous and may the Vaiburger-force be with you! "
"Thanks Master STEVE!!!!! We'll be good and never eat froglegs again!!!!"
We closed our eyes, clicked our heels, said the magic words and off we went....