The losers on this pic are Andrew and Gerda
from Holland.
I found Andrew under a stone in the pavement
back in 1983 while walking to the place where I used to rehearse with my
band.
As I gave him some clothes and food, he's
been my servant ever since. You know...carrying my guitars and tying my
shoelaces.
2 years later I taught him how to play guitar
and promoted him to rythm-guitarist in my band. He's still grateful for
that.
On this pic you see him on what he calls
"The blackest day of his life".
Gerda (who we used to know as 'the witch
of The Hague") ate vaiburgers ever since she was born and is therefore
incredibly strong. She kept hitting him with her bass guitar and flying
broom up until the moment he promised to marry her.
As Andrew was such an incredible humble
worm and Gerda was such a dominatrix, she forced him to build them a house
which they are standing in front of right now on this pic.
Yesterday I gave Drew his very first Vaiburger
and after him talking to Steve in the psychedelic trip that follows, he
has decided to get a life and a divorce.
He's also capable now of playing 2 single
notes and is planning to learn how to spell 'WHAMMY'
Gerda has applied for a job as a bassplayer
in Rockbitch