Friends
of the VAIBURGER
The guy in the middle is Alejandro from
Spain.
This is a very old picture from that black
period of his where he was still into meat.
He has sworn to me that he removed all the
meat-photos from the wall behind him since consumed his first Vaiburger
and met Steve in the virtual veg-store. He has started keeping bees high
up in the 'Picos' (Spanish mountains) now and doesn't remember why.
The guys aside of him are still non-believers
and wear wigs. They both have an artificial leg and sunglasses are still
needed when photographed inside.
All because of lacking Vaiburger vitamins.
This is Anuj Arora from India. He is an onion
salesman.
Steve's vegetarian voice popped up in Anuj's
head right at the moment that Anuj got ran over by an elephant while crossing
the street.
(Elephants are sacred in India you know...
so he couldn't kick the giant rodent's ass..)
After a recovery process of three weeks
and his mom cooking him Vaiburgers all day, Anuj is making great progress.
His hair started to grow and he is showing
you here that he can play his axe without the use of his hands now.
If he does use them he only needs 9 fingers
because he has become so skill full.
Anuj is the example how Vaiburgers
can make you a perfect guitarist and human being.
He told me he even needs razorblades now
for the peach fuzz on his chin. (I think it's for his legs...)
(disclaimer: Vaiburgers can't replace an
ugly head! Plastic surgery does..)
Now here's a strange case...
This fine young man here has a split personality.
His name is Nazir and he's from Signapore,
but appears in the Vai chatroom as Jay_Clones.
Nazir works in a power-plant and as Steve
showed up in his dreams and told him about the 'power of Plants' Nazir
got the message wrong and put his teeth in a 20.000 volts power cable.
STUPID MOVE NAZIR!!!!!!!!!!
Well, 6 Vaiburgers brought him back on his
feet again and he hasn't gone anywhere without them ever since.
He's practicing the "play-badhorsie-with-a-cucumber
act and doing o.k.
Hair-growth seems not to have happened yet
but feet-growth rules his life right now..
I mean.. Look at them!!!!!
With these shoes you can sail all the way
to Timbuktu.
THEY EVEN BEAT THE LENGTH OF THE TITANIC!!!!!!!!