Frantic Dogpaddle

 

(Inappropriate Apostrophe's)

 

Strunk and White

I wanna get a knife
I wanna get an axe
I wanna get a welding torch
And write across your face
I wanna get a gun
Wanna point it at your head
Wanna make a lot of holes
Wanna make you slightly dead

STRUNK AND WHITE
STRUNK AND WHITE
STRUNK AND WHITE
They knew how

I wanna ring you up
I wanna send you mail,
Wanna wrap it 'round a brick
And throw it at your head
Wanna write it on your skin
Wanna write it on your eyes,
Wanna open up your skull
And carve it on your brain

STRUNK AND WHITE
STRUNK AND WHITE
STRUNK AND WHITE
Why don't you?

I know you don't give a shit
You're just trying to get your point across
You can call me a fucking pedant
But at least I can punctuate

(In some versions, a sample of Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons saying "Me fail English? That's unpossible!" is included at this point.)

STRUNK AND WHITE
STRUNK AND WHITE
STRUNK AND WHITE
They knew how

STRUNK AND WHITE
STRUNK AND WHITE
STRUNK AND WHITE
Why don't you?

STRUNK AND WHITE
STRUNK AND WHITE
STRUNK AND WHITE
They knew how

STRUNK AND WHITE
STRUNK AND WHITE
STRUNK AND WHITE
Full stop

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