(Omar!)

From: danandtam@webtv.net (Tammy Yeniver)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: snow
Date: Tue, 30 Dec 1997 05:24:13 -0500
Organization: WebTV Subscriber
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Omar, you are a dipshit , stop living in the past. get on with your
life. move somewhere it snows alot and you'll increase your chances of
getting snowed in with someone, life is what you make it.

Dan Ward and Tammy Yenive

Omar the Dipshit

Omar, you dipshit, don't live in the past. Get
on with your life. Move somewhere it snows a lot.
Increase your chances of getting snowed in with someone.
Life is just what you make of it.

Omar you are a dipshit...
Omar you are a dipshit...
Omar you are a dipshit...
Omar you are such a dipshit...

The snow is piled up at the front door. There's no getting out now,
You're stuck in there, so just make the best of it,
Toast some marshmallows or deep fry the cat,
You can eat all the carpet or order some take-away.

Omar you are a dipshit...
Omar you are a dipshit...
Omar you are a dipshit...
Omar you are such a dipshit...

I saw you in the corner, you were all alone.
You were eating a hole through the polished wood floor.
You looked at me as if I was a roast chicken drumstick,
And that's when I knew our friendship was over.

I saw you three weks later, you were smelling of newsprint,
I read about six feet of snow and circling vultures.
I shook my fist in the air and fell over again,
I hope we don't make a fuckin' habit of this.

Omar you are a dipshit...
Omar you are a dipshit...
Omar you are a dipshit...
Omar you are such a dipshit...

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