(On Mars)

Mars Buys Lycra

Walking up and down the street
I say "Hi! My name is Pete."
I smile to everyone I meet
And never reveal the horrible truth about what happened in Nevada.

Yesterday I met a guy
His name was Nigel and he did die
Later on, just after five
But I never told him the revolting things they did to me in Nevada.

I had a girlfriend, name of Sue
She always told me what to do
I beat her skull in with my shoe
But that's nothing compared to the atrocities committed upon me in Nevada.

I bet you're wondering what I know
And why to Nevada I did go
And if it had something to do with snow
Sorry, I'm never going to tell anyone about my personal violations in Nevada.

Back to Frantic land.