We know those Spice girls are devils, but just how naughty are they?
MEL B
If you were on Christmas Stars In Their Eyes, would you be...
a)Mariah Carey, or,
b)Celine Dion? It would have to be Mariah - I quite like her. We're just waiting for someone to do us on Stars In Their Eyes - now that'll be wild!
Your ideal Christmas would be...
a)Partying with your mates, or,
b)getting smoochy with your boyfriend? That's easy - I'd get my boyfriend to come along and party with mates! As we've said before, my boyfriend would have to get on with my mates in the first place, so it'd be fine!
If you don't get to Number One, would you prefer it to be...
a)The Smurfs, or,
b)Boyzone? Well, Boyzone of course! I haven't heard the single yet, but I think it'd be better for them to get to Number One than The Smurfs, any day!
It's the end of the party and you've had your eye on a sex-god all night - so do you...
a)Go for it, or,
b)Leave wondering what might have been? What do you think?! Put it this way, if he was that much of a sex-god I wouldn't have waited 'til the end of the night before asking him to dance - I would have been straight over there! What's the point of hanging around - Go for it!
Who would you rather cuddle up to under the mistletoe...
a)Chandler from Friends, or,
b)Ross from Friends? I like the one with the beard, (What one with the beard?) OK, he's not got a beard, but he's stubbly... (Who, Matt LeBlanc) Yeah... can I have him, please? (Go on, then - it is Christmas, after all!)
GERI
Your best friend shows you the dress she's bought for the Christmas party tonight - it's absolutely hideous. Do you...
a)Lie to save her feelings, or,
b)tell the truth? It depends what's wrong with it. If it was truly horrible and she was going to look stupid in it then I might try to suggest something else that would look better, but I wouldn't be brutal about it. At the end of the day, it's her taste and if she really likes it then it doesn't really matter what anyone else thinks.
Who would you rather go Christmas shopping with...
a)Noel Edmonds, or,
b)Noel Gallagher? Oh, that's an easy one - Noel Gallagher. I'm not sure he'd have particularly good shopping taste or be particularly helpful, but we'd probably both get bored and go down the pub instead.
You're at a party and you see a girl you know wander across the room with her dress tucked in her knickers - do you...
a)Rush over to tell her and save her embarassment, or,
b)let her wander around for a bit - it's good for a giggle? Hmm, it depends what mood I'm in. If I'm feeling full of humility I'd probably run over and tell her, but if i was in a devilish mood (which is probably more likely!), I might have a chuckle about it for five minutes - but I'd tell her in the end. I promise I would definitely tell her though, because if it was me I'd want to know.
You've got to invite a few girls to your party. Would you pick...
a)Louise, or,
b)Jacqui Dixon from Brookie? Oh, I don't know, let me ask Mel C... (lots of conferring)... OK, probably Louise because I've met her and she seems nice. Then again, Scousers are always good at a party so I reckon Jacqui D'd be quite a laugh... Actually, I think I'd probably invite both of them.
Who would you rather kiss under the mistletoe...
a)Brad Pitt, or,
b)Keanu Reeves? Probably Keanu - I think he's a bit cooler. Also he's fat and I like that, although he's slimmed down again a bit, hasn't he? We all go up and down, don't we? It makes him seem more human!
VICTORIA
You're at a Christmas party and the dj thinks he's being smart by playing Wannabe - do you...
a)Hit the dance floor and give it big dance routines, or,
b)hide under a table? There's absolutely no way I would do any sort of dance routine - are you joking?! That sort of thing has happened to me before and it's a nightmare - it was just after Wannabe came out and the dj said, "I believe we've got a Spice Girl in the club tonight," and everyone looked at me! I just wanted to hide!
Thankfully Wannabe isn't playing anymore, but now your mate's giving it some on the dancefloor and, frankly, she's making a right fool of herself - do you...
a)Have a quiet word in her ear and tell her to take it easy, or,
b)let her get on with it - after all, she's making you look good?! It depends on how close the friend was. I mean, if she was a really good mate and she was making a fool of herself I might have a word with her, but then again, if she was enjoying herself, who cares?! But if she wasn't that good a friend I'd probably let her get on with making a fool of herself!
It's Christmas day and Granny's on her way round , but you haven't got her a present - do you...
a)Wrap up the dodgy toiletries she gave you last year - she'll never know, or,
b)Own up and promise to but her something later? I dunno. I'd probably admit it and tell her I'd get her something soon - it's not that big a deal, is it?!
You see someone lacing the punch with something very lethal and highly alcoholic - do you...
a)Warn everyone so the partygoers don't get too tipsty, or,
b)sit back and watch the action? Erm, I think I would have to let everyone know what had happened - it's not very nice if you don't know what you're drinking. It can be dangerous, can't it? I've seen it happen before and it can be a bit nasty!
Who would you rather kiss under the mistletoe...
a)Ant, or,
b)Dec? I don't know which is which! I think it'd have to be the cute little one - what's his name? (Erm, that'll probably be Dec.) OK, but don't say I didn't know his name - say he was my Number One choice straight away!
EMMA
You want your Christmas party to be rockin'. Who do you book to do the tunes...
a)Oasis, or,
b)East 17? Oh no! Can't I have both of 'em?! OK, if I had to choose one I'd go for East 17. Oasis think they're hard men, but I don't know if they are... Anyway, we'd have a right laugh with East 17 - Brian and Tony are both really cute guys.
There's a bloke chatting you up at a party and he's a real pain - do you...
a)Quietly sneak away, or,
b)Tell him exactly what you think and then pour a drink over his head? I definitely wouldn't quietly sneak away - that just isn't my style. But I wouldn't pour a drink over his head, either - that's taking it a bit far! We do get a lot of guys coming up to us in clubs and stuff, but most of them have been alright!
Two famous gingas have asked you for a romantic Christmas dance - who would you pick...
a)Chris Evans, or,
b)Mick Hucknall? Aaaaaaargh! I'm not going to pick one - you can't make me! (Yes we can!) Oh God... Ok, it'd be Mick Hucknall, but that doesn't mean I fancy him!
Who'd you prefer to go to the loos with to try on lippy and have a gossip...
a)Patsy Kensit, or,
b)Zoe Ball? Zoe Ball - definitely! We've only met her once, when we did Live and Kicking, but she seemed really nice. She must be alright if she's that friendly at that time on a Saturday morning!
Who would you kiss under the mistletoe...
a)Paul Nicholls, or,
b)Michael French (David Wicks)? Oh, David Wicks - no doubt about it! Paul Nicholls is cute, but I love David Wicks! We were in Amsterdam when he left Eastenders and I was well upset that I'd missed him!
MEL C
You're at a family party and your lechy neighbour corners you for a slowy. Do you...
a)Do a runner, or,
b)put up with it, just to be polite? I'd tell him where to go. I'd make a bit of a joke about it and make a bit of a show of him so he'd get the message, but nothing too hurtful. Then I'd get stuck straight back into the drinks cabinet - don't want to waste valuable drinking time, do you?!
The day after the party you're pictured in the paper with a top celeb - would you rather be photographed with...
a)Matt LeBlanc, or,
b)Robbie Williams? Oooh, that's a hard one! I really fancy Matt LeBlanc, but I also really like Robbie, he's a really great guy - I think it'd have to be Robbie. At least I'd have had a really good time the night before!
Who telly-chef type would you rather have cook your Christmas dinner?
a)Emma Forbes, or,
b)Gary Rhodes? I saw that Gary Rhodes on a programme the other night and he was really annoying, and I like Emma Forbes so it'd have to be her. And once she'd done the cookind I'd ask her to stay and have dinner with us 'cause my dad really fancies her!
Your best friend's fella (who you've always thought was a bit tasty) comes onto you big-style at a Christmas do - would you...
a)Snog him, or,
b)tell him to get lost? This is a real no-no, actually. I'd definitely tell him where to get off - friends are far more important. It's one of those unwritten laws - thou shalt not snog your friend's bloke!
Who would you rather kiss under the mistletoe...
a)Damon Blur, or,
b)Liam Gallagher? Damon. I think they're both babes, but Damon's just that bit tastier! I prefer Blur's music as well. I do like Oasis, but the whole Oasis thing has got a bit OTT!
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