A Survey of Your Opinions.

Please answer the following questions:

First Name: (required)

Nick Name:

General Location:

Gender:
Male.
Female.
Neuter.

Handedness:
Left-Handed.
Ambidexterous.
Right-Handed.



Who Would Win?
Wesley Willis
......versus......
Bruce Willis

Stephen Hawkings
......versus......
Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Pee Wee Herman
......versus......
Mr. Bean

Keanu Reeves
......versus......
William Shatner

Canada
......versus......
Mexico

Cookie Monster
......versus......
Pacman

Toshiro Mifune
......versus......
Clint Eastwood

Thurston Moore
......versus......
Joey Ramone

Chuck Norris
......versus......
Sonny Chiba

Steven Segal
......versus......
Jean-Claude Van Damme

Tiger Style Kung Fu
......versus......
Monkey Style Kung Fu

HAL 9000
......versus......
R2D2

Gollum
......versus......
Yoda

A Penquin
......versus......
A Bowling Pin

A pack of Spider Monkeys
......versus......
Jason Abbot

What Was The Contest?


Do you play any instruments?
Violin.
Slide Whistle.
Theramin.
Synthesizer.
Piano.
Electric Organ.
Pipe Organ.
Musical Saw.
Koto.
Psaltery.
Cello.
Vibraphone.
Xylophone.
Bassoon.
Lute.
French Horn.
Zither.
Balalaika.
Gong.
Shamisen.
Harp.
Guanzi.
Lyre.
Bagpipes.
Tabla.
Didgeridoo.
Oboe.
Tuba.
Harpsichord.
Double Bass.
Traps.
Kazoo.
Triangle.
Spoons.
Other


Please check the box next to ANY that apply:
pseudomorph
camphor
coccinea
symb-socketeer
midnight
be my valentine
reb
ajna-vishuda
null-a
pinion
lonesome
mandible
pipe tobacco
contact


Optional Essay or Poem


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