Please answer the following questions:
Nick Name:
General Location:
Gender: Male. Female. Neuter.
Handedness: Left-Handed. Ambidexterous. Right-Handed.
Which Are You? RAT = born 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984 OX = born 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985 TIGER = born 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986 RABBIT = born 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987 DRAGON = born 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988 SNAKE = born 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989 HORSE = born 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990 GOAT = born 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991 MONKEY = born 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992 ROOSTER = born 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993 DOG = born 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994 BOAR = born 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995 Who Would Win? Wesley Willis ......versus...... Bruce Willis Stephen Hawkings ......versus...... Screamin' Jay Hawkins Pee Wee Herman ......versus...... Mr. Bean Keanu Reeves ......versus...... William Shatner Canada ......versus...... Mexico Cookie Monster ......versus...... Pacman Toshiro Mifune ......versus...... Clint Eastwood Thurston Moore ......versus...... Joey Ramone Chuck Norris ......versus...... Sonny Chiba Steven Segal ......versus...... Jean-Claude Van Damme Tiger Style Kung Fu ......versus...... Monkey Style Kung Fu HAL 9000 ......versus...... R2D2 Gollum ......versus...... Yoda A Penquin ......versus...... A Bowling Pin A pack of Spider Monkeys ......versus...... Jason Abbot What Was The Contest? Do you play any instruments? Violin. Slide Whistle. Theramin. Synthesizer. Piano. Electric Organ. Pipe Organ. Musical Saw. Koto. Psaltery. Cello. Vibraphone. Xylophone. Bassoon. Lute. French Horn. Zither. Balalaika. Gong. Shamisen. Harp. Guanzi. Lyre. Bagpipes. Tabla. Didgeridoo. Oboe. Tuba. Harpsichord. Double Bass. Traps. Kazoo. Triangle. Spoons. Other Please check the box next to ANY that apply: pseudomorph camphor coccinea symb-socketeer midnight be my valentine reb ajna-vishuda null-a pinion lonesome mandible pipe tobacco contact Optional Essay or Poem
Stephen Hawkings ......versus...... Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Pee Wee Herman ......versus...... Mr. Bean
Keanu Reeves ......versus...... William Shatner
Canada ......versus...... Mexico
Toshiro Mifune ......versus...... Clint Eastwood
Thurston Moore ......versus...... Joey Ramone
Chuck Norris ......versus...... Sonny Chiba
Steven Segal ......versus...... Jean-Claude Van Damme
HAL 9000 ......versus...... R2D2
Gollum ......versus...... Yoda
A Penquin ......versus...... A Bowling Pin
A pack of Spider Monkeys ......versus...... Jason Abbot
What Was The Contest?
Do you play any instruments?
Please check the box next to ANY that apply:
Optional Essay or Poem