The Blood 1.Such Fun 2.megalomania 3.Parasite in paradise 4.calling the shots 5.napalm job 6.coffin dodgers 7.drunk adicts 8.stark raving normal 9.done some braincells last night 10.degenerate 11.gestapo khazi 12.well sick 13.sewer brain 14.sucker 15.mesrine 16.rule 43 17.joys of noise 18.waste of flesh and bone 1.Such fun In St. Peters the Jammy Pig Getting ready for his Vatican gig Shut your noise the world's a sewer Catch you later on his next world tour Wheres the new messiah? Where's our life long guide Show me the wonder of life and i'll show you suicide So wash that smile off with soap Chin up my son, we're having such fun So don't pretend you can't cope Chin up my son, we're having such fun Come on we've got to have a drink Though the worlds dry As they survey their worhtless crops It makes me cry all the way to the shops Where's the new messiah chorus: Such fun-for me a third world mong Such Fun-The pope bangs his dinner gong Such Fun-Only lump in his throat Such Fun-Meat he shoves down in his boat 2.Megalomania WATCH OUT JOHN PAUL The pope says to The Atheist, In Gods name i do swear You searching blindly in the dark for something that ain't there The Atheist says to the Pope There ain't no gettin' 'round it You too were searching in the dark for nothing...But you found it chorus: You're alright Jack, Ain't gonna look back Megalomaniac You tell us to give up our wealth to those who are without To all you's third world victims with your famines and your drought But tell me Johnny Paul my son, if I should make so bold Why don't ya donate just one of your robes of silk and gold chorus LET US PRAY You church is plastered inside and out with all that precious gear Gear which if were to be sold could dry many a tear You tour the earth in costly wheels at times so low To let some low scum kiss your hand at your mobile ego show chorus I never intended to care about all of those in need I never tried to cover up, i'm in it just for me But someday they'll burn your temples down and strip your churches bare And lynch you from the nearest tree, but i don't think i'll care chorus Pray to god man! 3.Parasite in Paradise So its Monday and a quarter to one And a new day, it's just begun Get together and head for the door Im guided by a primative lust To suck dry the populace So devious and selfish to the core You make me laugh cos you pump me full You make me wretch you're so gullible Only death will satisfy my greed....... It's such a joke cos i draw you off Un like a leech you can't burn me off But its bread, it ain't blood that i need.... It's such a shame cos you'll never learn Who are you?.....That ain't my concern All i need's your attention and your wealth .......You're like a drip feed sticking in my arm Don't say a word, just cross my palm And keep donating to my anti-health 4.Calling the Shots Alarms are hanging off the walls, on this our glorious day Violated Miss Needlework, cos she got in our way And the headmaster is quaking with a compass at his balls A scrotum full of clotted blood, invalidates the rules chorus: Calling the shots Calling the shots And Mr Fitt the gym teacher is flexing off his jaw The janitor is strapped to a desk inside his burning store And down there in the tuck shop, Leghorn and Jesus Hate Stick tequila in the pepsi, and cut sherbet with sulphate chorus 5.Napalm Job On Napalm's throne with a runny bot Radio Times all he's got I suppose his shirt will suffice Although it's probably full of lice We want to go out for a drink We'd better lose the red eyed chink We gotta make out that we're skint Cos he won't take the bleeding hint chorus: Napalm Job, Napalm Job Napalm Job, Napalm Job Napalm Job, Napalm Job Napalm Job, Napalm Job Repeat 1st and 2nd verse chorus x2 6.Coffin Dodgers Fought two wars for the British race Now muggers spank me in the face Feed the birds with my last crust of bread What thanks to i get? They shit on my head They're getting too old, lets smash their glasses They've outlived their usefulness Their long-johns are stained with piss Coffin Dodgers Son only comes around once a year He only comes round to sup his beer Freezing cold with a hernia Hello Hyper-thermia 7.Drunk Addict On the Booze with Blakey Drunk Addict Down with battle cruiser Done my dads Southern C Drunk Addict Got a bint, but i got to lose her We've got something to do Drunk Addict A liter of puccine Can't bump into the crew Drunk Addict With this we cant be seen chorus: Drunk Addict, Drunk Addict, Drunk Addict Drunk addict, Drunk Addict, etc. Feeling Sick, Drunk Addict This worlds too much I stagger on my liquid crutch Drunk addic this world just ain't on Drunk addict this world's too much 8.Stark Raving Normal Spend their lives sunbathing while you work to feed their 19th dog Spend a million on a wedding whilst you can't afford an inside bog Plaster themselves with medals than laugh at you as they pass by It would really make your day if they spat in your patriotic eye Well i know life's a bummer and there's plenty of boots you kissed But don't worship the pampered, they don't even know you exist So you love being shat on and give them all you gotta give More sucker you boy! You were born but when are you gonna live? Youre so stark raving normal 9.Done Some Brain Cells Last Night Jaw ache from talking and i cant keep my hands still Tongue like sandpaper and i still ain't had my fill I think i'll go walkies cos i'm raving like a loon Jesus Christ i'm gonna die a thousand deaths tomorrow noon Strike a light, Done some brain cells last night Jesus Christ, done some brain cells last night Gimme some more gum, 'cos im chewing up my face I know tomorrow gonna be in a real disgrace Eyes bulge like golfballs, and i'm twitching like a wreck Jesus Christ, you know i can't wait 'tilI can hit the deck 10.Degenerate Out me way mate it's getting late How am I gonna get drunk at this rate So come on girl there's the last bell Lets stream downtown to where the hobos dwell Degenerate Just act the lout cos that's what life's all about Steam into the bar with a passion so devout So i rant and prate living on the slate Stuff your advice watch me degenerate 11.Gestapo Khazi You're telling me that is ain't safe for you to walk through your town Because ofof whats been going down The clammy hand of the law Behind the of their trucks They're laughing like hyaenas We've all got to be cleaner Than we ever were before This ain't a police state yet Gestapo Khazi But you don't give up hope Just use a bit of caution Fear is their biggest weapon Fuck 'em and ignore 'em 12.Well Sick No bullets in my gun, my kids gone deaf and dumb Life's a barrel of tits, but i'm still sucking my thumb My clothes hang off my back, my willpower starts to crack Im a walking flea circus i fester on my jack I'll bust your windows and liquid laugh in your quiche lorraine I'll sneeze on your birds bust, at least it helps ease my pain Im well sick, Im well sick im sick a dog Whenever did i get myelf into this ruck Im Well sick, Im well sick, Im sick as a pig I can't see real life my hangups are so big But why is it that everything i touch explodes in my face and whats more My faith and my hope are a nosse in a rope Future was shot off in the war 13.Sewer Brain I remember the day she passed away and how my daddy cried I wear my mothers knickers on trips to her graveside Hey kiddy in kindergarten it appears that i've got to steam I hope you'll beg my pardon while i fill your satchel up with cream Some like watching movies, and some like smoking pot But we like shafting corpses and watching the bastards rot All that is sacred goes down the drain I ain't ashamed got me a sewer brain I gloat at documentaries about the third world's lack of grub Visit cancervictims and give them a good old rub Good morning geriatric, hear you fell down the stair I'll chainsaw your Jack Russel and do the brakes on your wheelchair My grey matter is squirming like a fish out of water Your Maisonette is burning barbequeing your daughter I toss and turn and turn, dreaming, anticipating about you I love you Im perpetrating, Im gonna get you no matter what you do 14.Sucker Where are you going youth? You've got a joke reputation No revelling in sloth You tolerate your situation Lets all act the toad And cause some aggrovation You worship your slum all you've got is concellation chorus: Sucker-Contented spinless mug Sucker-rot in the grave you've dug Sucker-You're nothing you think you are Sucker-mortgage, tart and car Where's honest John Suffering from a revelation He thought he had it made But all he is is sanitation Too late now bucko So eat your degradation Go bury your head And swallow your humiliation 15.Mesrine Can't abide soul suicide Got to take a faster ride Grab the cash and spend my time Romancing in a warmer clime The one they couldn't stop The one they had to top Mesrine-Law is obscene Hot lead don't make the fliks so keen With the front supreme acting out the poor mans dream Ain't gonna dwell inside no cell Gonna give them Judges hell Gonna live my life, my guns and chance The best thing thats come out of France 16.Rule 43 Woke up this morning behind my door Lay there thinking till i knew what for Three ten year olds lying in their tombs With gaping ax wounds in their wombs Learned judge he say to me Natural life on HMP I've done my vicious crimes with glee Now I rot on 43 They got me on 43 The other cons are on my back Just 'cos i had some pre-teen crack Screws spike me up to stop me cum And spoil my kindergarten fun But i don't mind, i'll bide my time Thinking bout my sexual crime Soon i will be free again Causing pre-pubescent pain 17.Joys Of Noise Caked in gob and i've a lust to wreck Face gets trodden into the deck This song's an anthem so lose control The joys of noise drown Rock & Roll Dossers they come from far and near They munch on drugs and slurp their beer Oblivious to other sounds Throw drunken fits across the ground This venue aches with broken bones And just who were the rolling stones??? 18.Waste of Flesh And Bone I had a dream when i was young That my life's anthem hadn't yet been sung I'd learn the ropes and suckle up Another shut on mug job pup But what i can't get then i don't want I was blinkered through life right from the front Im just a waste of flesh and bone Cushioned with grammar every day The Mold was ready but i walked away So im a child over grown Drink myself stupid but my time is my own
