Okay, so you want to know why I'm famous, huh? Well, for one thing, you know about me. I mean, you're reading this, aren't you? So that makes me kinda famous, doesn't it?
The other reason has to do with a Christmas Party we had a few years ago at the law firm I worked for. Since I worked third shift, not many people knew what I looked like, even though they knew of me. Well, that all changed when I won this contest to name our daily newsletter. But when I went up to give my speach ("I'd like to thank all the people who voted for me, especially the ones I didn't have to bribe..."), I was snubbed by the mistress of ceremonies (if you could call her that) and didn't get to give my speach. Bitch.
Anyway, they had this guy doing caricatures there so I had one done and it was duly noted that I was officially famous. Impressed? Didn't think so, but I really don't care.
And, if you can believe it, I'm even more famous than that. I actually made it into a comic strip. Okay, so it's not really me, but it sure seems like me.