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Alright, its May 29th, 2002, and the funniest thing happened today. After school, i was just sitting around in the house, and my mom was gonna go outside, cuz its all nice out and everything, but she gets to the front door, and my cats sitting there, with a dead rabbit!!!! My cat caught a rabbit, and killed it, and ate its head!! This was amazing!! I've seen my cat kill little things like mice and birds, but a rabbit?? My cat is an amazing hunter guy! Its not like rabbits are slow or anything either and the thing was about half the size of my cat! That time he killed and ate a chipmunk is nothing compared to this! It scared the shit out of my mom though, she refused to go anywhere near the door till someone got rid of the body. I just laughed my ass off and made dead rabbit jokes and my brother just watched. I went to tell my other brother about it, and he ran upstairs to see. He was also pretty impressed, and we decided to get a camera and take some pictures. The cat kept trying to run away, but we wanted him in the shot with his corpse of victory! Long story short, we took half a dozen pictures of the cat (which took a while cuz he kept running away) and as soon as my brother gets the film developed, i'll get them scanned and stick them on here. And all you animal rights activist people can kiss my ass! My cat killed the rabbit fair and square! Anyways, i had to shovel the rest of the body into a garbage bag, which was pretty hard actually, the rabbit was fighting me from beyond the grave! So now theres no more rabbit corpse, but it was pretty good for about 15 minutes of fun.
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