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Okay, that may not be the most positive subject for something on a webpage, but, hey, fuck that! from watching movies and watching people die in them, im gonna make a list of way that i think would be FUNNY AS HELL to die. Well, if i was dying, it wouldnt be to funny to me, but at least when people think of my death, they wouldnt be able to keep a straight face. . . . . that doesn't sound right. Anyways, the list is pretty short for now, but i'll add to it as i find more ways to die!!
- Getting stuck in a pet door in a garage door, then having the door open with me stuck in it so it breaks my spine and stuff, like the way Tatum dies in Scream.
- playing russian roulette with a bow and arrow
- tiddly-winks mishap
- Something that makes my entire body explode suddenly, so my guts and stuff go flying all over the place and get in peoples hair and stuff so they are like "ewww i have ben in my hair"
- having a tv fall on your face and electrocute you, like that other guy in scream
- Getting hit by a speeding bus like that girl in final destination, cuz that was funny as hell.
- getting eaten by a dinosaur while taking a shit like in Jurrasic Park.
- sitting in an empty field then suddenly having something big or just really sharp fall out of the sky and land on me.
thats all ive thought of so far. feel free to suggest a good way to die in a beautiful email to me. beautiful ones only though.
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