my theory of evolution.

Okay, you're probably familiar with Darwins theory of evolution, how we are all monkeys. err.. evolved monkeys i mean. Sure, it makes sense... but you know what would make even MORE sense? if we were actually INBRED monkeys!!! think about it!! people who are inbred get all screwed up right, with the webbed feet and extra limbs, so why can't inbreeding give a person some sort of superiority to the rest of their race? so what could of happened with humans, is some monkey screwed his sister, and this went on for hundreds of years or something, until the inbred monkeys turned into us!!! and wait, we can take this theory even farther!!! so if we are inbred monkeys, where did the monkeys come from? infact, where did every single form of life on the face of the earth come from? the answer? MORE INBREEDING!!! What if the first form of life was just some cells, then they had cell-sex, and the new cells had cell-sex (NO I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH MITOSIS) and so on and so on. Well all these cells have to be related, right? so through billions of years of inbreeding, theses cells made monkeys, humans, elephants, trees, birds, polkaroo, and so on. It makes sense if you think about it. Really, it does!! okay, i don't support inbreeding, if thats what this looks like, its just we could be inbred monkeys. If you want to send in your personal response to this little rant of mine, feel free to, and if its intelligent, or feins intelligence, i'll put it up on here.