things i want to do someday.

Okay, heres the first thing i want to do someday, and i recommend you try it out too, you might get in shit if u get caught, but its well worth it. I call this halloween fun. Okay, well, not on halloween, but just in a costume, like halloween. Well, not to far from where i live, theres this big McDonalds, with a play-place and everything. So, the plan is one day, i'm gonna dress up in a halloween costume, like a realllly good one, that looks really scary or something, and then go to mcdonalds and hide in the ball pit in the play place. when all the kids come to play in the ball pit, i'll jump out and be like AAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!! and then all the kids would scream and cry and it would be great!! I just want to see all the little kids run away and cry. plus when i do this, i want to get one of my friends to come along with a videocamera so we can tape it, and watch it over and over again!!! Another thing i want to do, is play a little game i call fire tennis. Me and my friend got this idea from playing mario Tennis for N64. We just wanna get a tennis ball, cover it in lighter fluid, or some WD40 or something that burns good, then just play tennis with it. We were gonna do it once, but we couldn't find any tennis rackets, so... maybe next time. lol. I think if we did play this game, we'd get some pretty bad burns though, or someone would get their shirt caught on fire, or someone would call the cops, cuz we were just gonna do it in a little park across the street from my grade school. But i don't really care, it'd be worth it!! Another thing i want to do, is, well i've done this before, but it was when i was little, ill explain. When i was like, i don't know.. 5 or 6, me and it was either one of my friends or maybe my brother, i can't remember, but anyways, we'd climb up in a tree thats on the edge of our property, and we'd wait for cars to drive by. But the thing is, we'd bring our SUPER SOAKERS into the tree and shoot the cars as they drove by!! The leaves provided some nice cover, so no one had any idea how the hell their car was getting all wet all of a sudden. But this was back in the day when the Super Soaker 50 was the best one you could get, but now they have like, super soaker 3000 or something, with back packs and power launch or whatever. Anyways, now i wanna get one of these big, fat, powerful guns and shoot the cars, especially since i've noticed a lot more people have convertables lately... in conclusion, water is fun. I've been trying to get someone to do this with me, but everyone is being kind of wussy about it. I call this annoying survey mall people fun! well my idea is, if me and a friend dress up in a nice suit and tie, or maybe just a nice sports coat, and go to a mall we can pretend to be those annoying people that take surveys. We'd get some clipboards, and some nice forms and everything so we look like we're actually survey guys, but we'd have some fun with the questions. First you gotta ask em some questions about their opinions on products or something, and then when they don't expect it, ask them something really personal, like "at what age did you lose your virginity?" or "how many times do you masturbate a week?" or other things like that. Or use bad jokes on them, like "if i washed my dick, would you suck it?" and then they say no and you go, "oh, so you're a dirty cock sucker eh?" It's the perfect plan!!! Okay, theres four things i want to do someday, and i'll add more as i think of them. but for now thats all there is.