You decide to taunt the redneck with your blue hair. He is not amused, and decides to try to offend you by calling you Papa Smurf. When this does not work, he sends over his skank whore bitch and whil she's fondling your schlong, she gets so excited that she spills hot coffee all over you! She cries out in horror exclaiming "Now you'll never let me be your Smurfette!" Jesslutta finds this amusing and laughs "You could never be Smurfette; Smurfette had tits!" This enrages the feeble minded redneck, and he pulls his follows your party out to the parking lot. He proceeds to pull a shotgun from the gun rack in his truck.

YOU ARE DEAD!

Th-th-th-that's all folks. Hyuck, hyuck!