As the redneck approaches you take a knife from your napkin, clench it in your teeth and jump up onto the table. He draws neared and you grab ahold of the curtains and swing over his head crying "ARRGH! Foul faced leech!" Jesslutta and Snottie cheer you on and you rush into the kitchen where you sweep up a cute cook and have your way with her in the walk in freezer. After you've fulfilled your pirate fantasy, you return to the VS and head out to Jesslutta's car.
ARRGH, matey, rough waters await us at which location?