Points to Ponder If a cow laughed . Would milk come out her nose? Where is the nipple on a chicken's breast? Where do Forest Rangers go to get away from it all? Do stupid people have wisdom teeth? If there was no sponges in the Ocean. Just how deep would it be then? If you saw an endangered animal. Eating an endangered plant . What would you do? If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box? Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines? How did a fool and his money GET together? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? What's another word for thesaurus? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? When you choke a Smurf What color does it turn? Does FuzZy logic tickle? Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds? Why do we label underwear as a pair?