Don't Hog my Memory (To the tune of "Don't Stand So Close To Me") 

 New system, 486
 It should run properly.
 All software, provided,
 Thats what Bill said to me.
 The install, took ages,
 And half my hard drive space.
 Its running, so slowly, 
 My 386 keeps pace.
 
 Don't hog
 Don't Hog my
 Don't hog my memory.

 The drivers, multiply
 What do I need these for?
 V-B-Run, 300, 
 And still it asks for more,
 Temptation, Frustration,
 So bad it makes me cry,
 Disk access, Ballistic,
 This poor drive's gonna fry..

 Don't Hog, 
 Don't Hog my
 Don't Hog My Memory.

 GPF, already, 
 I just can't beleive it.
 They say its, so easy
 Boy what a load of *bleep*
 Lord help me, I'm thinking,
 Might get a Mac-in-tosh
 Or something, More useful
 A Sun Sparc Unix Box

 Don't Hog,
 Don't Hog My, 
 Don't Hog My Memory.

 Please Don't Hog My Memory..