A BLONDE WITH TWO RED EARS WENT TO HER DOCTOR. THE DOCTOR
ASKED HER WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO HER EARS AND SHE ANSWERED,
"I WAS IRONING A SHIRT AND THE PHONE RANG, BUT INSTEAD OF PICKING UP THE PHONE I ACCIDENTALLY PICKED UP THE IRON
AND STUCK IT TO MY EAR."
"OH DEAR" THE DOCTOR EXCLAIMED IN DISBELIEF.
"BUT, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR OTHER EAR?"
"THE FOOL CALLED BACK!!!!!"
