More Sayings....!
Roses are red, East to the sea,
Violets are blue, West to the land,
God made me beautiful, Death to the bitch,
What happened to you? Who touches my man!
If you need a nickel, Roses are red,
I'll give you a dime, Apples are sour,
If you need a man, Open ur legs,
Bitch dont fuck with mine! And I'll show you some power!
Love is a sensation,
Caused by temtation,
A guy puts his location,
In the girls destination,
To increase the population,
Of the next generation,
Do you understand my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?
Hard work pays off later but laziness pays off now!
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons??
Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wash bath towels? Arent we clean when we use them??
Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle? (i know the answer to that, but itll make you think)
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him- is he still wrong?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Who puts those "THIN ICE" signs out there?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why doesnt anyone make a table out of coaster material?
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, and olive oil is made of olives, what is baby oil made of?
If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of congress?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of their nose?
There's nothing more annoying then two people talking when your interrupting.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest!
Dont give me that theres no "I" in team crap. Theres no "U" in team either, but there is an "M" and an "E!"
No one likes to be a loser. Be a cheater!
I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but atleast they're the senic route.
Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them!
I talk to myself mainly because i like dealing with a better class of people!
The only reason people get lost in thought is because its an unfamiliar territory.
I have more but i still have to find them and add them onto here... email me if you have some