Sex, drugs, rock and roll, speed, weed, birth control, lifes a bitch, then you die so... fuck the world, lets get high! We are the stoners, we have class... you mess with us and we'll kick your ass! So for all you preps who think your cool, think again cause stoners rule!!
Dont hate me because i'm beautiful... hate me because I'm better than you!
Go piss on a flagpole and shuve a pitchfork up your ass!
All great men are misunderstood. Understand me? EXACTLY!
Dont fear me because I'm different.
Dont strain to understand me, you'll hurt yourself.
God is the creator of this world, but i will soon be the ruler!
No one is worth your tires, because the ones that would be, will never make you cry!
Dont drink and drive, you might spill it.
Lifes not fair, deal with it!
Lifes like a dick, it gets hard so fuck it.
Dont assume anything.. you'll only make an ass out of you and me (ass-u-me)
Good is never bad until the worse happens.
Never cry over anything that cant or wont cry over you.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me!
Get hard or go home.
Save water... shower with a friend.
I cant help the way I feel, I cant help the way I am, but if I offend you... GOOD cause i still dont give a fuck! ~eminem
You can love me, you can hate me, but you'll never forget me!
Heaven doesnt want me and hell is afraid I'll take over!
I'm not good enough for self-esteem.
If you love something... let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours.. if it doesnt then it never was yours.
The night isnt over until the bizkit's limp!
You look like crap... is that a new style?
Most guys are like dirty diapers... they are always on your ass and are full of shit!
Guys are like roses, you gotta look out for the pricks!
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him!
If women want men to put down the seat after their done, then why dont they put the seat up after their done!
Kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids!
Be nice to your kids... they're going to choose your nursing home.
No one is listening until you make a mistake!
Dont hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so!
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world!
If i got a rose everytime i thought of you, i would be able to walk through my garden forever.
I dont think of the future... it comes soon enough.
Critism is just someones option of you... BIG DEAL!
God loves stupid people, thats why he made so many men.
God created men first because you always need a rough draft before the masterpiece!
Sex is like pringles... once you pop, the fun don't stop!
Do you believe in love at first site... or do I need to walk by you again??
If guys had peirods... they would brag about the size of their tampons!!!
