Pick-Up Lines
Just for laughs, i wouldnt use them! :-) i doubt if anyone would fall for these lame lines!

1. Guy: Wanna go out for pizza and a fuck sometime?
Chick: *slap*
Guy: what you dont like pizza???

2. Guy: Did it hurt?
Chick: what?
Guy: when you feel from heaven!

3. Your name must be daisy cuz im getting the sudden erge to plant you right here!

4. Your parents must of been bakers cuz they put a set of buns on you!

5. Damn, your hot enough to start a fire!

6. I lost my number, can i borrow yours?

7. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

8. You got a big mouth, can i see if you give good head??

theres more but i cant think of them right now... if you have any... send em to me!