SkAnKiN aIn'T EaSy aNd We'Ve GoT tHe TeChNiQuE tO pRoVe It:
here is a list of skank-quality usernames that we have found in chats... thumbsup to all of you two cent cybersluts!
HoE of Da MoNtH: "panties"
HeR LiNe Is: "anybody wanna come and see what's inside my panties"
ThEsE HoEs GoT GaMe:
here is a list of some of the dopest pickup lines used by veteran cyber whores... jot them down in case you are ever in a fudge:
hello gentlemen how are you tonite? Any sexy guys want to tone my pancreas? Any brown skinned fellaz in here? Does any males have any pics :) [you know what that leads to] a *kiss* to all the cute guys wuz up everyone hi to all the cute guys Does any guy wanna chat with a 14/f wisconsin blond hair hazel eyes 5'5 115lbs tan skin and long legs?? pm me if any guyz want to do me do a pm *kisses* to all the fine and crazy guys if you're cute PM me hello any guyz up fer syber IF ANY GUYS WANT TO ASK ME ANY PERSONAL QUESTIONS, PM ME any single african men press 123, or any white guys hi to all you manly men this is my Daddy's Computer, can he find out I am here and what I type? Oversexed Female/USA here
eLiGiBLe CuStOmErS:
there are tons of willing gents out there to flaunt your skankiness at... here is a list of some!
The makers of this webpage are in no way affiliated with the activities of monitor licking. In fact, we are so against cybersex that we set up this mockfull satire of a page in order to ridicule the mouse-carressing losers of cyberspace. Have a nice day. :)
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