The Asshole Theory: What They Don't                                    Teach You in High School Biology

Megan says:
This is off subject, but you know how I usually say I don't actually HATE anyone
Mega  says:
I do now...I found my true hate.
Megan says:
lol
Becs says:
lol, and who would that be?
Megan says:
Joe Schmoe *
Megan says:
I decided today that I hate him.
Megan says:
I just...do.
Becs says:
and why?
Megan says:
He's just...ick...it's hard to explain...to put it shortly, he's a butthole!
Megan says:
But, if you want an actual explanation...He's always making fun of people...(like, oh say, me and my friends?) and he just is one of those people who thinks he's God, and I should be worshiping the ground he walks on.
Becs says:
eeeeeeeew
Becs says:
john smith...*
Megan says:
He basically only makes fun of me now, because the other people just cower away, and I talk back to him...so he doesn't like me.
Megan says:
He thinks he's really really funny...
Becs says:
yeah, that'd be john smith....why do assholes multiply?
Megan says:
or not...and erg...I just hate him...there's something else I can't put my finger on...I just dooo...
Megan says:
Um...I couldn't tell ya
Megan says:
well...actually I could.
Megan says:
okay.
Becs says:
they have sex
Megan says:
here's a theory.
Megan says:
well, ultimately, yes, but that's not where I was getting first...cuz you asked WHY...
Megan says:
so...okay...the assholes get it from their parents, most likely.
Megan says:
SOO at least one parent had to be an asshole too.
Becs says:
lol, genetics
Megan says:
and the parent who had sex w/ the other parent asshole, we'll call him, asshole x.
Megan says:
and he'd have to be an asshole to have sex w/ asshole y.
Megan says:
and basic genetics will tell you that TWO assholes will create a child asshole.
Megan says:
so there you have it...
Megan says:
that's my theory anyways.
Becs says:
LMAO...something for the page i'd say.
Megan says:
I think so.






* Indivuals names have been changed and kept confidential so as to prevent...well...problems...