To your right, Jen is sitting on one of the love seats, sipping a Nestea Rasberry something or other...She tells us about her little ass- I mean piglet, and we throw things at her...
Next to her is Bryan, whacking the remote against his leg, and trying to find sexual inuendos in children's programming...all the while surrounded by his bitches (#1 baby!!)
To the left is "you know what?" asking us questions that are completely none of his business, when he overhears us mention something about gay men...who, what, huh, slim shady...
Everyone is pretty much relaxed, laughing at the fake boobs on TV, and no we are not watching the freakin' A-team...
And then in walks the sex couple...If you don't know who they are...what follows will not be funny to you...
They sit down next to Alesondra and Frank, and begin to try and climb each other
"Ah the mating rituals of the ghetto"-Bryan says laughing
They get up and growl, and leave, headed for the downstairs study lounge
Now we have to Lysol spray the couch....again!! Hey Kara, is there another mark on her boob??
Bryan decides it is time to dance, and while wearing shorts and unfortunately boxers, does the "Bye bye bye" dance, followed by "Oops". His leg goes up, and Heather and Betsy get a view...
"Damn Bryan!"-says Betsy, "You almost hit me in the eye with that thing!!"
Oops...he did it again...I HAVE PICTURES!!!!
The flirting continues...But sadly, the damage has been done...
::sniffle, sniffle::
Hey Kar.....SARGE!!! --I know Bryan, its ok, I like to be COMPLETELY BLATENTLY OBVIOUS!!!!
