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THE BEST SEX TECHNIQUES BI-WEEKLY NEWSLETTER
--A 100% FREE and CONFIDENTIAL Guide To Success With Women
and Your Sex Life!
Issue 1, Volume 1, October 22, 1999
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Editor's Note:
WELCOME!!
Finally, after hours and hours (literally) of hard work, I
am finally finished writing the first issue of THE BEST SEX
TECHNIQUES NEWSLETTER! I am glad that you decided to give me
a chance to help you improve your sex life -- and you WILL.
Maybe sex for you and your woman has gotten BORING. Apply
these methods that I teach you, and both of your excitement
levels will skyrocket to the moon. Maybe you haven't gotten a
chance to pounce on your lady yet, but you know you're going
to in the near future and would want to make it good. Ooh,
baby, she will have the best time of her life in bed. Or maybe
you're a woman, and would want to move your hubby or boyfriend
away from the "2 minute body banging" to the "slow and erotic"
way of sex. Whoever you might be, whatever your purpose for
subscribing to this newsletter, I welcome you once again to my
newsletter. I will not let you down.
Sincerely,
X Rated
Editor and Publisher
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1.) Sex Technique Feature For October 22, 1999
2.) Pimpology, Part 1
3.) Question And Answer with X Rated
4.) Next Issue
5.) Subscribing Information
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Sex Technique Feature - October 22, 1999
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PARAD-ICE
Here's a classic technique that's become standard today,
thanks to the movie "9 1/2 Weeks" (If you are looking for
good porn flicks, DON'T see this). If your woman is a bit shy,
it's a great way to introduce new things to the bedroom. If
she's not, who gives a damn, it's the same good feeling.
WHAT YOU NEED:
One ice cube.
INSTRUCTIONS:
1.) Get your woman naken and have her lie on her back.
2.) Put the ice cube in your mouth. Open your mouth slightly
and use your tongue to push the cube to the front of your
mouth. A small portion of the ice cube should be sticking out
beyond your lips.
3.) Slowly glide the cube over your woman's neck, breasts,
stomach, thighs and legs.
4.) Hold your head about six inches above one of your
woman's nipples. Let a few drops of melted ice fall onto and
trickle down her nipple. If it's not already, her nipple
will become fully erect.
5.) Do the same thing with the other nipple.
6.) Take the ice cube back into your mouth completely. Rub
the tip of your tongue over the cube so that it becomes
cold.
7.) Pleasure your woman orally, pausing to rub the tip of
your tongue back over the cube whenever necessary. The feel-
ing of being eaten out with a cold tongue is a really good
sensation according to most women.
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Pimpology, Part 1
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At one point in time, I was wondering what a pimp REALLY was
and what a pimp did. By observing these people in clubs, and
by asking them questions about their game, I came up with
this list of notes on pimping. It's up to you if you choose
to go the pimp/player way of approaching women. By experience,
it saves you a lot of time, rejection and heartbreak. It's
up to you, and only you.
(This is a three part series on pimping, better known as
Pimpology.)
A pimp...
* keeps his emotions to himself.
* is his own best company.
* doesn't get paid for screwing but instead gets his pay
from always having the right thing to say to his females.
* with sense never lets a female go who still has some
trick in her.
* is really a bitch who has reversed the game!
* should be prince charming to the females. They should
think you're GOD!!!
* should always have one and only one thought in his head:
"PIMP OR DIE!!!"
* should control the whole female, be the boss of her life,
even her thoughts.
* should always be determined in anything and everything.
* should always RECOGNIZE and RESPECT other pimps.
* should never accept anything but money.
* defnitely MUST be serious. You WILL get played if you're
not.
* has to be married to only one wife: the pimp game!!!
(Moral: BE DEDICATED)
* could cut his dick off and still pimp his ass off!!!
* is the lonliest person in the world.
* wants any female who can make him money.
* cannot feel like a pimp with one female, raise a stable.
* loves it when his women love him.
* has to use great pressure to win his women.
To clear up one point, I said somewhere in the paragraph
above that the pimp/player way is a good approach to women.
Don't get confused on this. I am referring to the attitude
that all players have, which is usually "We're doing what I
want, going at MY pace, and if you don't like it, I'm
leaving." Of course, you don't always have to be this harsh,
but try and adapt the attitude if you want. I promise you
that it will save you from a lot of time, rejection, money,
and HEARTBREAK.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Question and Answer With X Rated
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Since this is the first issue, I still don't have questions
from you subscribers. If there's anything in this newsletter
that you are confused on, or simply a question about sex,
women, or pimping, don't hesitate to e-mail me. Your question
might be featured in this sections.
Contact me at: x_rated99@hotmail.com
Also, please mention if it would be all right to print your
name and e-mail address, or if you'd rather be referred to
with a nickname.
NOTE: PLEASE E-MAIL ME AND TELL ME ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT
THE SEX TECHNIQUE FEATURE, AND HOW IT WORKED FOR YOU! YOUR
COMMENTS WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED!
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Next Issue - What's next.....
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For the next issue of The Best Sex Techniques Newsletter, we
will feature a brand new sex technique for all of you out
there. The pimping feature will be also be continued next
time with Pimpology Part II. The Question and Answer section
will also actually have a question and an answer next issue.
Good luck with your hunt for cunt, and see you in fourteen
days!
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And now, I'll end the newsletter with the following thought:
If you smoke while or after having sex, you are going too
fast. - Anonymous.
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