Mark's House of Humor...
Mark's House of Humor...
Joke for Today
A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in LA and he's stopped in traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual, we're not even moving."
He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars and he rolls down his window and says, "Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"
"O.J. just found out the verdict, he's all depressed. He's lying down in the middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire. He just doesn't have $25 million dollars for the Goldmans. I'm waking around taking up a collection for him."
The man says, "Oh really, how much have you got so far?"
"So far....ten gallons."
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind, too. How do you get an electric guitarist to turn down?
Put sheet music in front of him. How do you get him to turn off? Put notes on it.
How do you know when a "Dead-Head" has been to your house??? He's still there!!!
Send me Some Jokes!!!
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