We represent the business community of the world. Our job is to ensure that the inertia of our society is maintained. We must guarantee to our employers that consumer culture will not only maintain it's current pace but grow and pick up speed. Our employers want to become rich. To become rich we need to create a market. Our employers have created the product. We just need to ensure that the desire for the product remains. Keep the money flowing. Keep the people in their place. Our job is to regulate the lives of the people. White men run the show. It's always been that way. We make sure it always will be.

We start with the women. Women grow up faster than men. So we have to pounce on them at an early age. That's why we make sure that magazines like YM and Teen adhere to our agenda. Teach the girls at a young age that they need men. Without men they aren't really complete. Teach them to hate themselves. Give them an image of beauty that they'll never be able to attain. Make them crave clean white boys with money. Cars = Love. Money = Love. We need them to buy into our mentality. They serve as our only leash around the males. And it always works. By the time we're finished with them, they're parading their goods at bars, begging for acceptance and love.

The black kids are our next target. We start weeding them out a little bit after the girls, but before the white males. Our organization has managed to take their entire culture and flip it around on them. Amazing how quickly you can replace De La Soul with DMX and African necklaces with bottles of 40ozs. It's essential that we make them dependant on the goods that we supply. It's absolutely incredible how a kid who takes the bus everywhere, rents an apartment and has to skip meals will still buy Tommy Hilfiger jeans. We also have to make sure that we split the black man from the black woman. That's why we got all these black guys calling their women bitch and hoe. Keep them divided and they'll never get anywhere. Of course the women won't do anything. They've gotten the same treatment as the white woman and the black man, so they're doubly fucked.

There are other minorities that work into the equation. But most of them never really pose a problem. We just sell them on the pleasures of white society and they're taken care of. Asians, Indians, Africans... whatever. Most of them were so poor back in their own countries, they're more than happy to work for $13 / hr at the white owned factories.

The last group that we have to worry about is of course the white males. Most of them really don't pose a problem, because they're the ones who benefit from this entire arrangement. Unfortunately, since they're the only ones getting a real education, we do get the occasional complainers. But hey - that's where the girls come into play. By the time they start to bitch, they're also starting to feel horny. And whats more important to a 17 year old guy? Fucking a cheerleader or feeding the poor? These guys want to get laid. So they play the game: get a nice car and shop at the Gap. And if that doesn't work, then there's always beer. That shuts them up real quick.

One facet of society that we monitor very closely is the music. It's essential that we keep the music of the people pointing towards the ideas that we're creating. We find people who empitomize our images, get them a hit song to dance to and set them up at number one in the charts. That's why Britney Spears is what most girls are acting like nowadays. Same applies to Ja Rule and black guys. Destiny's Child and black girls. Of course there's always gonna be the occasional rebel band who manages to sneak into the public eye. All we can do when that happens is let them have a little while in the spotlight and then flood the market with hundreds of clone bands. But the key to the clones is that they can't have any message whatsoever. The piper sounds the same, he's just leading the rats down a different path. Once in a while we get a band that we can't get rid of. Nirvana was like that - so we had no choice but to resort to extreme measures. It's messy, but hey - we don't want another 60s all over again!

Initially some people were worried about adults complaining about what they saw society turning into. Were they ever wrong. The adults usually settle into such a lazy lifestyle that they're just not interested. Sure, they could do something about their kids being duped, but they'd miss Seinfeld! It's kind of amusing actually. They watch 30 minutes of news every night and figure that their job is done. As long as the beer keeps flowing and they're allowed a minivan and 2 weeks vacation a year, then they're happy as clams. No protest, no participation - shit most of them don't even vote.

Of course we're always gonna get the rare few in any group who rebel against what we're doing. They seem to just have this inherent need to be free and to disobey orders. There's very little we can do about these kind of people, other than severing them from the population. You see, these people are usually distinguishable from the rest of society, in their quest to be an 'individual'. And since we've trained people to hate whatever's different, they'll regard these people as either sick or criminal. And so, our trained citizens will refuse to listen to whatever they're saying. All they see is the mowhawk or dreadlocks and they switch right off. Like good little robots.