EVERYONE LOVES SUPERMODELS. None of these high paid women are ever called 'ugly' or 'average'. No they're called 'super'. How many times have you heard someone say "Yeah I guess Cindy Crawford's okay, a bit homely though" or, "Well, I'm sure Claudia Schiffer has inner beauty". Supermodels have people practically drooling all over them wherever they go. And some even have people stalking them! Imagine the great feeling of not being able to leave your house without six bodyguards surrouding you!
THEY CAN EAT WHATEVER THEY WANT AND NOT GAIN A POUND. Supermodels need not worry about that second piece of cake, because half of them have a metabolism faster than a speeding bullet. The other half just puke it up 10 minutes later, but who doesn't like the feeling of throwing up? Bulimia isn't a disease. It's a way of life. Thin life.
THEY HAVE TO LOOK GOOD AT ALL TIMES. Supermodels get to spend hours a day on make-up and hair. And if they don't feel like putting on their mask...er...makeup, it won't really matter; no one will recognize them without it.
THEY GET ALL THE GUYS. Supermodels date hot guys. It's a proven fact. Well, except for that Claudia Schiffer / David Copperfield thing...
THREE WORDS - MONEY FOR NOTHING. Yes, Cindy Crawford makes $300 a minute. When she's working that is. And what's work? I guess it's walking down a runway while hundreds of people gawk at you. Or on a tough day, work consists of standing in various seductive positions while some guy with a camera and a French accent says "Gimme 'sad' baby". Getting millions of dollars walking around while people flock to you and stare? Sign me up!
THREE MORE WORDS - CLOTHES FOR NOTHING. Imagine that! A $2000 Lagerfield dress for free. And all they have to do is walk down the runway in it once. Of course, there's always the problem that when supermodels receive their clothes, they've already worn them once and everyone's seen them in it.
SUPERMODELS CAN STAR IN A MOVIE AND NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO ACT! Just think of Cindy Crawford in 'Fair Game'.
SUPERMODELS DON'T HAVE TO BE SMART. Who needs brains when you've got boobs? Intelligent conversation is overrated anyway.
As you can see from my reasoning, I'm right (as per usual). Everyone should look up to models (the 'super' ones anyway) and try to be a little more like them. Helena, Cindy, Claudia & Linda should be mentors to us all! C'mon girls! Let's go for the gold and become as super modelish as we can get! The first step: Stick your finger down your throat and throw up everything you've eaten today. I promise that, although you won't be receiving any nutrition and ruining your esophagus, you'll be much happier in the long run. You may even be someday called 'super'. -(take) Care E