I just want to thank you for the fine time I had chattin' with you last night. When I clicked on the "Hereford vs Angus" chat room little did I know I'd meet such a gentleman. I liked the way you talked about beef and how passionate you was about how scrawny those black Angus are. I didn't know cuts of beef could be such a stimulating topic.
Anyway, I usually never go into private chatrooms with men I just met but you seemed so safe and friendly. I liked hearing about your blood hounds and all your adventures hunting. Oh and about your offer for a deer ass and hooves for my mantle, I'm afraid I'll have to decline. I just don't have room in my living room and my trailer doesn't have a fireplace anyway. Nadine Festersoar is my trailer decorating consultant. She has a booth at the flea market by the girl that sells snake skin cowboy boots and does psychic readings. Anyway, she told me it wouldn't go with the Post Modern Country look she was trying to achieve. So, I'm sorry. But thank you for the sweet offer.
I really hope your TB test comes back negetive. I also hope to see you online tonight. Otherwise, I'll just be filling out these Publisher's Clearinghouse forms after work. Those things are tricky!
Love,
Roxanne