An April Fool

On this day last year Deej posted on her site that one of  my breast emplants had exploded.  She suggested that her readers send me sympathy mail.  I got two sympathetic letters, seven requests for .jpgs of the injury and 3000 page views.  DeejPearls...whadda gal.

I bought myself Al Green's Greatest Hits.  I have been OD-ing on it ever since. There is a reason why I enjoy all his songs.  Everyone of his hits has a common theme: "Girl, I f*cked up real bad when I left you for some brainless tramp.  Now, I've come to my senses and I'm here on bended knee begging you to take my sorry ass back cos there will never be a female on this earth as fine as you and I will feel the need to testify to this fact by singing your praises on seven CDs formerly known as albums."  Now what woman wouldn't like to hear this over and over in her head sets?

Here I am baby, come and take me.

Went to see El Dorado today.  Nope, it isn't a cartoon about a car.  I was pleased with it.  The female character was an indian girl with wide hips and large thighs.  She was very smart, sly and sexy.  The leads were to good looking (yes, I think cartoons can be good looking) males.  Elton John's sound track is very good.  If you have to take a little person in your life to see this...you won't be bored.

Tomorrow another shoot on the Great Salt Lake during the "golden hour."


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