If cupid shows his face around here I will get the broom and beat his naked, winged ass to a bloody pulp.
If you were looking for mushy Valentine's Day musings go here. Halcyon is in love. (I notice he has taken he cupid pics down...sorry) Why else would a grown man get naked, wear wings and blow kisses at the camera? But hey, I'll take any occasion to see him naked. Don't worry. He never shows his naughty bits.
My power lifting ICQ friend, Chub, who just turned 39 and has never been married, just informed me he has fallen in love. She is 42 and a hair stylist with two grown daughters. He met her online. He spent the Valentines weekend with her. He is sweet but I can only take so much! He can lift 700lbs, but he is sounding so smittenly wimpy lately!
I guess there isn't anything more pitiful than a man in love. Unless, of course, he is in love with you.
For those of you who aren't enthused with this holiday either, just listen to a cd in the car and avoid the radio. It's nothing but sickening slop. Me... I like Alanis Morrisette on Valentine's day. There's one angry female that would be dangerous with a sharp knife in a football locker room! Or if you aren't into that, just hold your breath. It will soon be tomorrow and you can go back to being anonymously single.
Yep. Me and cupid in a batting cage set on slow pitch. BLAMO! BLAMO! BLAMO!
As the Atlanta Braves say...wait'll next year!