April 16, 1999
This week I was at a movie shoot in a master bedroom. We had to rearrange
the furniture to set up the master shot. The head board was huge
and heavy. So we took the bed apart. Four of us were lifting
the mattress when we exposed a very large purple dildo. The
owner of the house was there. She was a young attractive woman, recently
divorced. Realizing that she must be mortified for having all of
us see her secret, I said, "Hmm, that one is shorter than the
one I have." The other female said hers was about that big but flesh
colored. And then the only guy standing there said his was worn and
he needed to get another one. The item was hastily removed and we
continued the set up without reference to what had just happened.
Purple?