May 3, 1999
I wish I could have a penis for one day. It would be interesting
to wake up "all ready to go." Then I'd probably go to the bathroom
and try the thing out. After a few hours of trying it out, I'd get
dressed. I'd be careful not to have an accident with the zipper.
With all this testosterone flowing through my body, I'd probably go some
where and pick a fight. After I got good and bloody, me and my new
buddy could stand on the corner and shout obscenities at women that walked
by. Then we could go to a bar and talk to woman's chests. It
might be fun to adjust myself in public too. By this time, I'd be
getting used to this new appendage. I'd go to the men's department
at Sears and see if i really did prefer boxers to briefs. Last of
all, I'd go into my boss' office, tell him what I really thought of him
and say, "I got your proposal right here!" while grabbing my manly crotch.
Yep, that's what I'd do.