How to shower Like a Woman...
| 1. Take off clothing and place
it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your boyfriend/Husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to bathroom. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat. |
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4. Get in the shower. Look
for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice
stone.
5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins 6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. |
| 8. Wash your face with crushed
apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash 10.Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off). 11.Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead. |
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12.Scream loudly when your
boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and
you lose the water pressure. 13.Turn off shower. 14.Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. |
| 15.Get out of shower. Dry with
towel the size of a small African country. Wrap hair in super absorbent
second towel.
16 Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found. 17.Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 18.If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed and then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed. |
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