Okay I found one Janet Reno joke sent to me by XTrailRide

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks.  Hillary says to Janet,  "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with  you.  I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last  had his pecker." Janet responded, "Just because I am  aesthetically challenged (that's politically correct for ugly) doesn't mean I  don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."  Hillary  asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?" Janet  responds, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at  me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest, fart I  can." Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out  when Hillary headed for bed.  She could hear him start to stir, and  knew that he would be wanting some action.  She had been saving her  farts all day, and was ready for him.  She tenses up her butt cheeks and  forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.  Bill  rolls over and says, "Janet?"

That was pretty bad huh?  You got a better one?