Male Lover's QuizFeeling brave? Well take this little quiz with the female of your choice looking over your shoulder. Let her wap you with a rolled up newspaper for every one you get wrong. Blissley wrote it so give her some credit if you steal it.
1. You are arguing with your lover over something foolish you did. To make things better you:
a.) Cry.
b.) Realize that you were indeed in the wrong and admit it.
c.) Fall at her feet and say something worshipful.
d.) Hand over your credit card.
2. Your darling asks if her butt looks too big in these pants. You respond:
a.) "Uh…compared to what?"
b.) "Butt? You got a butt?"
c.) Act like you didn’t hear the question.
d.) No matter what you say, you’re screwed.3. In the middle of the night, you hear her ass hit the water in the toilet bowl. You:
a.) Roll off the bed and take cover.
b.) Take the tongue lashing like a man.
c.) Have revenge for her using your razor.
d.) Run her a bath and swear you will never leave the seat up again.4. You cum too early. You try to compensate by:
a.) Saying you will last longer on the second try.
b.) Saying you heard that Brad Pitt has that problem too.
c.) Tell her about your war injury.
d.) Wear a rubber next time, okay Junior?5. She catches you in a pair of her panties. You:
a.) Explain you are auditioning for the lead in the Marv Albert Story.
b.) Say that you were seeing if her butt really was that big. (refer to question #2)
c.) Say that she was right, pink isn’t your color.
d.) Declare that thongs are a pain in the ass.6. She is eyeing the jewelry counter. You:
a.) Try to distract her with something practical like a wood chipper.
b.) Have her paged over the PA system.
c.) Faint.
d.) Hand over your credit card like a good boy.7. She tells you she would like a little more foreplay. You:
a.) Call two buddies over and fetch the poker chips.
b.) Splurge and take TWO breath mints.
c.) Barry White CD + two play = foreplay.
d.) Get her drunk.8. What is the best gift you can give her?
a.) Jewelry.
b.) Jewelry.
c.) Jewelry.
d.) all of the above.9. You pass gas while in bed. You:
a.) Try not to fluff the sheets.
b.) Blame her cat.
c.) Leave the room.
d.) Kiss her so hard you take her breath away.10. It’s her time of the month and she is horny. You:
a.) This is a problem?
b.) Get a headache.
c.) Figure any love is good love.
d.) Haven’t you heard of red wings?11. When buying lingerie and unsure of her size, you always:
a.) Ask a clerk similar to her size to try it on for you.
b.) Ask that same clerk to try on something else for you.
c.) Always buy it in a much smaller size.
d.) Gift certificate.12. She sends you out to get a video for the two of you to watch. You:
a.) Bring home the Lethal Weapon Quad.
b.) Snag Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s Home Video.
c.) Cinderella.
d.) Anything with Meg Ryan!13. She says she’s got good news from the Doctor. You think:
a.) She pregnant.
b.) She’s not pregnant.
c.) She has no STDs.
d.) They found a cure for male pattern baldness.14. She asks you if you remember your first date. You:
a.) Have no idea.
b.) Recover by asking her to read her journal account of it.
c.) Watch her frown as you tell her about this hot date that obviously wasn’t with her.
d.) Say you will top it tonight and make reservations really quick!
15. The three favorite words she likes to hear you say are:
a.) I’m going hunting.
b.) What’s for supper?
c.) You look hot.
d.) I love you.
this little quiz is featured in the february issue of bytch bytes
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