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Grandpa asks, "Would you like something nice to drink? HA, HA, HA! Oh, NO!?
Aw, go on , --it's GOOD for you.!"
This is the house where I was born. Isn't it lovely. Quite spacious.
.........................................................Grandpa
These are the little children of the neighborhood.
Aren't they absolutely ADORABLE!
Annie, Robert, Jim,Sue, Betty, Alicea, Robert, Johnny, Jack, Teddy, Alex, Charlie, Penny, Beverly, and MaryAnn
THIS, IS our NOSEY NEIGHBOR HENRY................
HE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO WATCH EVERYONE ELSE IN OUR LITTLE QUIET NEIGHBORHOOD. Do you think every neighborhood has someone like Henry? I wonder.
SOME DAY
...Maybe Henry will ......DisAppear
Mother says,
Hee, Hee , Hee,
Maybe we can make Henry Stew.
I say YUK.
Grandma is busy doing her own thing.
Grandma says
You can never have enough
Squirrel pudding.
It's the nuts that give it such great flavor and
Keep you coming back for more.
Only problem though is:
The neighborhood is running out of squirrels and nuts.
Wonder what she'll cook up next?!!!
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Some day I'm hoping in the
Not too far away
Future
That either mother
Or
grandmother
Will change me back to the way
I used to be.
I don't know why they are so mean to me.
If one of them happens to drop by your house will you remind them that
THEY PROMISED!
IF
II ATE EVERY MOUSE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
And I HAVE
.
THE CHEESE STANDS ALONE!
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