The different poems date from around 1995 (when I was about 13 or 14) to now (I'm 18). The songs date from 1999 to now.
Here are a couple of midi files to listen to while your reading
The Deathless Horsie - Frank Zappa
Watermelon in Easter Hay - Frank Zappa
Starship Trooper - Yes
Karn Evil 9-1st Impression - Emerson Lake & Palmer.
Poems
The poems with a * are my favorites.
What?
*
This
Poem Means Nothing/Stare
*
Hedgehogs
Don't Like Jello *
The
Journey *
Dinner....Disrupted
*
Uh....Yeah
Applience
Employee
Goodbye
Twirling
'Round
The
Lonely Viola (a story)
I'm
Really Not on Drugs *
Pickin'
I
Love you More than Anything
Young
Love
Victor
the Venusion
Saying
Goodbye
The
Stupidest Poem You'll Ever Read *
Grumpy
Poem/Untitled
The
Keys and the Cheese and the Fleas
This
Poem Doesn't Rhyme
Food
*
The
Man That Rewired Your Mind
Walking
Arguement
(a poem for 2 voices)
Ha
Ha Ha
Since
I'm Bored I'll Write a Poem
Untitled
*
This
Christmas I Bought You a Present *
Christmas
Present
A
Silly Little Thing That Doesn't Make any Sense But I Wrote it Anyway
Because I Sort of Like it.
When
I Went to the Dentist *
If
And But
Hemaglobin
*
Beatnik
with a Problem *
Trudoe
the Tree Deer
I
Gotta Pee
I've
Run Out of Creativity Juice
How
Buddy Jazzed Up His Life
*
Ralph
was Makin' Love to a Lawn Gnome (rated PG) *
Waitsish
Fishes
Oh!
The Pain!
The
Fast Food Blues *
Root
Beer *
The
Voice of Doom