Freethinkers

From a 14/30 exercise- in which I was provided with the following
 fourteen words, and 30 minutes 
to write something from them (in this case, I hope you see it is a bit tongue-in cheek:

member, free, premature, extreme, establish, raised, subject, engage,
pattern, effective, spiraling, antitherapeutic, exploratory,international

Hello, ladies and germs. I am pleased to be here speaking with you
today. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Vitcauble Himctoad,
president, treasurer and chairman of the Philadelphia chapter of the
Free Thinkers Society, founded by this self-same person in 2002 to
further the cause of THINKING! It may seem premature to sound a death
knell to something as seemingly all-pervasive, but our Society
believes that THINKING as an activity among the general populace is
threatened by the onslaught of commercial multimedia mindcontrol
enterprises, the money grubbing Military/Industrial multinational
corporate capitalist pigs; their left-leaning cousins, the pinko Ivy
League liberals with their wealthy socialist-leaning Big Brother
agendas; and all those middle-of-the-road snakes, who go whichever
way the wind blows, as long it puts filthy greenbacks in their
overstuffed snakeskin wallets.

Our agenda is to establish a base of Roots level writers, sidewalk
speakers, pavement pounders, soap boxers and poster plasterers,
raised on right-thinking ideals, to subject the WORLD to our ideas,
to free their souls, to unchain their hearts, to lift the burden of
worldly possesions from their beings. We feel the spirit moving us to
engage humanity to take up our cause, to throw off their shackles of
oppression, to establish a pattern of justice and liberty and join us
on the mountain top. I have seen the Way! (There is a toll, however)

How are we going to do this? First, to be effective, we need to beat
the Bill Gates and Mother Teresas, the Adolf Hitlers and Martin
Luther Kings, the Pat Robertsons and Mahatma Ghandis, the BackStreet
Boys and Iggy Pops of the world at their own game. If we can stop the
spiraling success of the Big Brother internet, of pop psychology and
universal "health care", as well the McDonalds and  Wal-Mart
invasion, and bring back the backyard fence and BBQ and the corner
store and antitherapeutic eating habits, we have a chance.
No more shall we sit by and watch while television, books, magazines,
movies, Muzak and rap poisons our minds. It is time for exploratory
surgery on the structure of society. Reveal the cancer that lies
within! Discover the facade, overturn the applecart. Freedom now
(only $5000, for a limited time, complete with a plaque for your wall!)
Join us in our international movement, in the Nothing Is Real agenda of
the Free Thinkers Society! Strawberry Fields Forever! Thank you very much!

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