"Well I'm sorry Lelaina, but you can't navigate me. I might do mean things and hurt you and I might run away without your permission and you might hate me forever and I know that scares the shit out of you because I'm the only real thing that you have." ---Troy

"Well, congratulations, Troy Dyer. Welcome to the world of the emotionally mature. It's a very nice place to visit." --Lelaina

"There's no point to any of this. It's all just a....a random lottery of tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in details. You know...a quarter pounder with cheese, those are good; the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain; the moment your laughter becomes a cackle...and I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt." --Troy

"Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent. "--Troy

Lelaina: Troy, aren't you excited?
Troy: I'm bursting with fruit flavor.

"I am not under any orders to make the world a better place." --Troy

Vickie: And I think about dying of AIDS all the time. I even dream about it. Only in my dreams, I'm not me: I'm a character on "Melrose Place". I'm the HIV/AIDS character. I move into the building and teacheveryone that it's okay to be close to me. And then I die, and everyone shows up at my funeral, and they're all wearing halter tops and chokers. (crying)

Lelaina: Vicki, you do not have AIDS and you are *not*alone. Besides... "Melrose Place" is a really good show!