outside i smoked a labrador retriever. the dog hopped from stem to stem in the grace of joy, smelly sinewy dumbbell of fur tickling the black keys into a waltz. the girl, who owned my dog, threw coins at the inevitable. i, the slavedriver of anthills and pigeonholes, caught the money in mid-flight and paid for the bus ride. "don't forget your leash," growled the retriever, biting off the rest of its tail to look like an unloved orangutan. i gnawed at the cage, but the window still broadcast the one without friends, without enemies, without a conscience, smoking cats. my girly dramaturge, at the end of your long arm frolics a reticent hero. he's been elected President of Guatemala, savior of the human trace, and he licks his wounded paw without aversion to the excrement wedged in between his clipped claws. on his collar you will find the extravagant signature of his bone, etched deep into the marrow. naturally, he would rather eat you than stay bound by such potent sexual imagery. if you haven't guessed, he is you before i showed up, with my fumigating cigar and the lullaby for the brotherhood of dead kittens. do you remember? it meows: "the night brims blue. dead kittens purr. the milk spills moons on gloss-stained fur. your hands grow thin. your eyes grow true. the end is through. the end is through." 11.9/10.98