How To Be A Real Funny Guy!
Calling all yuksters!!! Do you have what it takes to be the life of the party? The clown of the class? The jester of the workplace? No? Well, I'm glad you can admit it. So read this guide and become 100% Pure U.S.RDA Really Funny Guy. Phrase!
GOOD:"I have to pee so bad my eyes are yellow!"
GOODER:"I have to pee so bad my back teeth are floating!"
GOODEST:"I have to pee so bad urine is flowing through my nostrils and out my nose!"
How Don't Know HOW to Start The Conversation? Try these.

"Live around here much?"

"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

"Do you have any Irish in you? Well, do you want any Irish in you?"

"That must be jelly, 'cause jam sure don't shake like that."

"If I were rearranging the alphabet, I'd move U and I close together."

"I like that dress, but I think it'd look better crumpled up by the side of my bed."

"I'm so darn horny that the crack of dawn better watch itself around me."

PUNCHLINES
Right click this list and keep it handy in case you forget how it ends!
Punchline!

"You're afunny guy-but looks aren't everything!"
"Kiss me Bucky, I want my tonsils scratched."
"I need a new but! Mine's got a crack in it!"
"If I was ugly as you I'd shave my @ss and walk on my hands."
"I'd crawl bare @ss nekid over 2 miles of broken glass just to hear her pee in a tin cup over the phone."
"Let's get off the subject of mothers--'cause I just got off yours!"
"Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?"
"The wind blows free, and so do you!"
"Hey shorty! How's the weather down there?!"
"She has really really really...bad arthritis in both hands."
"Half past a monkey's @ss and a quarter to his balls."
Comming soon!
How To Be A Real Funny Gal!

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