BIBLICAL ONE-LINERS

    

  1. Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
    A. Ruthless


  2. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
    A. German Shepherds.


  3. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
    A. Noah.  He was floating his stock while everyone
       else was in liquidation.


  4. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
    A. Pharaoh's daughter.  She went down to the bank of the
       Nile and drew out a little prophet.


  5. Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
       David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
       Honda, because  the apostles were all in one Accord.


  6. Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
    A. Samson.  He brought the house down.


  7. Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why 
       he no longer lived in Eden?
    A. Your Mother ate us out of house and home.


  8. Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant 
       lawbreaker in the Bible?
    A. Moses.  He broke all 10 commandments at once.


  9. Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
    A. The area around Jordan.  The banks were always  
         overflowing.


  10. Q. Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
    A. David.  He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.


  11. Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
    A. Joshua, son of Nun. 


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