Biography of Pervis Edward Llewellyn IV.

Christian Name: Pervis Edward Llewellyn IV.

Aliases: Perv, Therapist, PE2000.

DOB: 23 May 1979.

Birthplace: Waukesha, Wisconsin.

Hometown: Whereabouts unknown.

Height: 194, 04 cm.

Weight: 86, 36 kg.

Length: 21, 42 cm.

Eye Color: Blue.

Hair Color: Red, on top . . . Brown where it counts --- consult Tenacious D if you don't understand.

Bats: Left.

Throws: Left.

Book: Candide, Voltaire.

Magazine: (tie) Playboy and The Nat’l Review.

Writer: Tom Wolfe.

Album: Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts’ Club Band, The Beatles.

Band: The Beatles.

Live Band: Beastie Boys.

Song: (tie) . . . Sex Machine, James Brown, and Legendary Arabian Spirit Contain’d in a Vial, Christina Aguilera.

Rock ‘n’ Roll Prophet: Bob Dylan.

My New Best Friends: Fat Randy, Thomas, & Zachary from Marian College . . . for they are responsible for me being a free-man.

Other Friends: M. Daniel Alexander Carey, retrovirus_jpf, Desmond Knox Stuart, Gustavo Hurtado, et. al.

People with Whom I Am on Good Terms: Too many to list.

Ten Dinner Guests, Living: William F. Buckley, Jr.; Luther Campbell; Alan Greenspan; Hugh Hefner; Norman Mailer; Liz Phair; Christina Ricci; Rebecca Romijn-Stamos; Dr. Ruth Westheimer; and Tom Wolfe.

Ten Dinner Guests, Deceased: Jane Austen; Catherine the Great; Cleopatra; Benjamin Franklin; Sidhartha Gautama; Alfred Kinsey; D. H. Lawrence; Lucrecia; Alexander Pope; and Voltaire.

Philosophical School: Kirkegaardian.

Abortion: Nein . . . in all circumstances.

Death Penalty: Nein . . . in all circumstances.

Drug decriminalisation: Yes, when the drugs in question are LSD, marihuana, mescaline, and peyote. But no, if the drugs in question are cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine, methcathinone, &tc.

Religion: Episcopalian.

Afterlife: Yes.

Premarital Sex: Yes . . . for most any sex is good sex.

Divorce: Yes . . . but not preferred.

No. 1 Crush: Anabelle Jean MacFeagle.

Quote: "I want clit on my nose."-Anonymous

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